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Old 05-06-2008, 04:22 PM   #31 (permalink)
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The sad part is the entire 20 page story was designed just to allow that pun at the end.
The word sad in the previous post should be replaced with the word awesome.


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Old 05-06-2008, 11:52 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Try swapping the first letters of two of the words. See a familar phrase form?

The sad part is the entire 20 page story was designed just to allow that pun at the end.
oh... oh my... that's... no, I'm sorry, awesome is not the word for that. Awesome is for awesome things, or things that suck so much they reach the end of the array and wrap around again. This goes that far, and beyond, back into the region where Awesome does not apply.
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Old 05-07-2008, 09:30 AM   #33 (permalink)
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This goes that far, and beyond
YES my brother, so far beyond awesome it's beyond description.
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Old 05-07-2008, 01:24 PM   #34 (permalink)
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The word sad in the previous post should be replaced with the word awesome.


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I called the number but all I got was a quote on car insurance! BTW I concur with the "AWESOME"!
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Old 05-11-2008, 01:52 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Hmm.. got about 1/4th way through (Man wanders in desert, gets to garden of eden, gets wishes...). I just summed up like 7 pages of work in that short!
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Old 05-12-2008, 03:42 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Hmm.. got about 1/4th way through (Man wanders in desert, gets to garden of eden, gets wishes...). I just summed up like 7 pages of work in that short!
No, no.... To get the full effect, you really must read the whole thing.
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:04 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Just read the entire thing, whoever wrote that is genius!
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Old 05-14-2008, 05:55 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I just got some more reputation for this yesterday... I thought for sure the community's collective anger would've buried this thread forever. You guys are nuts.

That said, everything Catman says is true.
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:34 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I thought this was a story about touching. Damn. This thread wrote a check its lame, boob-less, and completely un-naughty story failed to cash. Boo on this thread!
Rofl..then go write your own epic-story.
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