This is my silly fun with words games. Feel free to add to the collection I'm about to start. Some of these are silliness taken from my random thoughts, others are thanks to the auto correct of SmartKey keyboard on my Android phone.

"Passed out on couch asleep" --> "Pissed at couch for sleeping"
"potato chips" --> "prison cops" or "prison chips"
"okies" --> "Borat"
"Lunn, I have you covered." --> "Lunn, I'm smothered. Lolwut?"
"tummy splosion" --> "atomic explosion"