Hey there!
I'm the new guy. green, newbie, fresh-meat, bottom-of-the-totem-pole, tadpole, whipper-snapper, etc 'til you puke.
Being the new guy, I didn't expect much. I figured I would have to wait until I posted at least 10, deep, thought-
provoking posts before I could even do anything worth while here.
I was, to say the least, pleasantly surprised. I was given access to everything normal members have access to
without having to slay a chipmunk by the light of a voodoo priests torch!
Also, I have already met at least one great person. Pokerface, here on the forums was giving away a coupon
for some Steam stuff, and I thought with me being new and all that I wouldn't stand a chance in hell of getting it.
But, as TV sitcoms have always taught me, it's better to at least ask then to assume no one gives a rat's butt.
So, I asked, and here I sit, the new owner of some cool Steam DLC for Saints Row The Third
at half the cost thanks to my new friend Mr. (Or is it Mrs? Ms? Dr? um... crap) Pokerface!
So thanks for that, making me feel welcome, and all warm and fuzzy and other such stuff.

So, this was my first little post. Am I famous yet? 10,000 readers? Hello? Is this thing on...?