A raven told me that all licorice was poison
Except the blue kind which was actually nylon rope
And that I should stop eating it because I was getting unsightly strands of bright blue nylon stuck in between my teeth
I did not comply
I don't listen to ravens anymore since that last time when a pale pink raven with long legs and a curvy neck told me to pleasure him between frantic bites of shrimp from the middle of a shallow pond
I'm not welcome back at the zoo