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    "You are in Marine Start NS_Hera. There are exits leading west, north, south, and a door leading to the east."
    Inv
    "You have in your possesion:
    A Light Machine Gun.
    A Pistol
    A Knife

    The commander yells something about 'get me res nodes.'"

    North
    "You are now in Cargo Storage. You can make out numerous cargo boxes. There is a vent to the north, a ladder that leads up, and a closed cargo door.
    There is a gorge here.
    There is an unfinished Alien Resource Node here."
    Kill gorge
    "With what, your bare hands?"
    Kill gorge with knife.
    "The gorge succumbs to your numerous knife wounds."
    Knife node.
    "As you go to knife the node. Two skulks enter through the vent."
    Shoot skulks
    "With what?"
    Shoot skulks with LMG
    "You open fire with your LMG, downing one skulk but only wounding the other.
    The skulk tries to bite you, but misses."

    up
    "Above Proccessing. You are on a catwalk with exits leading west and north. You can also jump down if you like.
    There is a skulk here.
    The skulk bites you.
    You are now wounded."
    Down
    "You dive off the catwalk only to die on impact."



    "You are now dead."

    Sorry, I'm bored. Intro to PCs sucks.

  • #2
    Re: If NS was text-based.

    Damn that's awesome. :) hahaha

    Wyzcrak
    Steam Community? Add me. | Free Remote, Encrypted Backup

    Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Zephyr: Apophis is clearly a highly sophisticated self-aware AI construct that runs on a highly modified toaster oven in Wyzcrak's basement.

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    • #3
      Re: If NS was text-based.

      fenix, please make that game.....you'll make ME wanna download it....seriously

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      • #4
        Re: If NS was text-based.

        can i have some MOUNTAIN DEW!?!?

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        • #5
          Re: If NS was text-based.

          "The gorge succumbs to your numerous knife wounds."


          ...... so, the gorge dies from my own injuries? nice!

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          • #6
            Re: If NS was text-based.

            Originally posted by Nightfire
            fenix, please make that game.....you'll make ME wanna download it....seriously
            I wish I could code.
            Originally posted by RoseMarysBaby
            can i have some MOUNTAIN DEW!?!?
            So how come you had to cast magic missile?

            Meh, I'm bored waiting for my show to come on:

            "You are now dead."
            wait
            "you are now dead."
            wait
            "Marine Start NS_Hera - on Infantry Portal
            You are in a large room with scattered boxes. There are exits leading west, north, south, and a door leading to the east.
            There is an Infantry Portal Here.
            There is an Armory Here.
            The commander tells you to take this shotgun and leave base."

            look
            "Marine Start NS_Hera - on Infantry Portal
            You are in a large room with scattered boxes. There are exits leading west, north, south, and a door leading to the east.
            There is an Infantry Portal Here.
            There is an Armory Here.
            There is a shotgun here."
            take shotgun

            "You can carry no more."
            inv
            "You have in your possesion:
            A Light Machine Gun.
            A Pistol
            A Knife
            A Grenade"

            drop LMG
            "You drop your LMG."
            Take shotgun
            "You pick up the shotgun."
            get ammo
            "How do you get ammo?"
            with the armory
            "What about the armory?"
            Use armory to get ammo
            "For what gun?"
            GOD DAMN IT!
            "A loud clash of thunder can be heared from your blasphemous outburst. Be warned!"
            Use armory to get ammo for shotgun
            "The commander yells various comments about your mother. You decide wasting time to get ammo would be a bad idea."

            Go east

            Maintenance Access
            "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by an Onos."
            turn on flashlight

            Maintenance Access
            "You are in a dark, narrow corridor. Exits lead east and west.
            There is an Alien resource tower here.
            There is an Alien Offense Chamber here.

            The Offense Chamber shoots at you and hits.
            You are now wounded."
            hide behind resource tower

            Maintenance Access - behind resource tower.
            "You are in a dark, narrow corridor. Exits lead east and west.
            There is an Alien resource tower here.
            There is an Alien Offense Chamber here."

            Throw grenade at offense chamber
            "Would you like to pull the pin first?"
            yes
            "Yes, what?"
            pull pin on the grenade
            "You pull the pin on your hand grenade."
            throw grenade at offense chamber
            "With uncanny accuracy, you hurl the timed explosive device at the stationary offense chamber. It explodes it a bright flash."

            look
            Maintenance Access - behind resource tower.
            "You are in a dark, narrow corridor. Exits lead east and west.
            There is an Alien resource tower here."

            shoot tower with shotgun
            "The Alien Resource Tower is demolished by your shotgun.
            You are now out of ammo for your shotgun."
            Ask commander for ammo
            "The commander yells various comments about your mother. You decide now is a bad time to ask for ammo."

            INV

            "You have in your possesion:
            A Shotgun - no ammo
            A Pistol
            A Knife
            A pin to a grenade"

            go east

            To be continued. Or maybe not.

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            • #7
              Re: If NS was text-based.

              Originally posted by Sasuke
              "The gorge succumbs to your numerous knife wounds."
              I noticed that after I posted it, but sometimes the coders for these games make grammar mistakes. It's too late to go back and modify the source code.

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              • #8
                Re: If NS was text-based.

                Originally posted by TheFeniX
                I noticed that after I posted it, but sometimes the coders for these games make grammar mistakes. It's too late to go back and modify the source code.
                pwnt. :)

                Wyzcrak
                Steam Community? Add me. | Free Remote, Encrypted Backup

                Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Zephyr: Apophis is clearly a highly sophisticated self-aware AI construct that runs on a highly modified toaster oven in Wyzcrak's basement.

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                • #9
                  Re: If NS was text-based.

                  lmao, That's really good.

                  So about the commander making various comments about your mother... Wyz?
                  - 52

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                  • #10
                    Re: If NS was text-based.

                    What happens in the comm chair stays in the comm chair.

                    Wyzcrak
                    Steam Community? Add me. | Free Remote, Encrypted Backup

                    Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Zephyr: Apophis is clearly a highly sophisticated self-aware AI construct that runs on a highly modified toaster oven in Wyzcrak's basement.

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                    • #11
                      Re: If NS was text-based.

                      This thread is fantastic. "Zork" was the first real PC game I ever played ('cept it was on a friend's Commodore 128, so whatever) and this has a nostalgia rating of 99!

                      You really did a bang-up job of capturing the spirit in the old Infocom games. :)

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                      • #12
                        Re: If NS was text-based.

                        I wanna cast magic missile!

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                        • #13
                          Re: If NS was text-based.

                          fireball ftw.

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                          • #14
                            Re: If NS was text-based.

                            Can I write some hacks for your game.

                            Enable Wallhack
                            "You now see two skulks through the walls. You can hide behind some boxes or enable your aimbot and cream them as soon as they turn the corner."
                            Enable Aimbot
                            "You are now ready to make them cry."
                            "Two skulks enter the room from 2 different directions, they both die instantly, you hacker."

                            Fun read, nice pick me up in the mornings, I hate mornings.


                            I love gaming, mmmmmmmm

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                            • #15
                              Re: If NS was text-based.

                              Maintenance - West side
                              "You are in a large industrial area. A large machine in the center of the room hums drowning out most of the other ambient sounds. A blue glow courses through it's interior. There is a door leading west, an hallway leading south, a vent that leads north, and the room continues to the east."
                              N
                              "The vent is too high up for you to reach."
                              Jump
                              "How high?"
                              real high
                              "I don't undestand."
                              shut up
                              "How rude."
                              go east

                              Maintenance - East Side
                              "You are in a large industrial area. A large machine in the center of the room hums drowning out most of the other ambient sounds. A blue glow courses through it's interior. There is a ramp that leads east, and continuation of the room that leads west.
                              There is an unfinished Marine Resource Node here.
                              There is a Marine here.

                              The Marine continues building the Marine Resource Node."
                              say hello to marine
                              "The Marine looks at you, puzzled by your greeting."
                              talk to marine
                              "Hey there. My name is Jimmy."
                              punch jimmy
                              "Jimmy punches you right back. Wow is your face red."
                              build node
                              "You and Jimmy finish building the Marine Resource Node.
                              You hear over the radio that you and Jimmy have just become part of 'Squad 5.'
                              Jimmy leaves through the eastern ramp."
                              follow jimmy

                              Ventilation Access
                              "You are in a narrow drainage tube. Sounds of dripping water pervade the area. The smell is horrendous. There are exits south and north.
                              There is a gorge here.
                              Jimmy is here."
                              talk to gorge
                              "The gorge looks puzzled by your vocal sounds, but growls a response.
                              Jimmy looks nervous.
                              The gorge exits to the North."
                              N

                              Ventilation Hive - Catwalk
                              "You are on a catwalk above a spawling cavern. Beneath you is what appears to be murky water. There are exits leading west and east.
                              There is an Alien Resource Node here.
                              There is a Gorge hiding behind a resource node here.
                              Jimmy begins knifing the node."
                              Shoot gorge with pistol
                              "The gorge succumbs to numerous pistol rounds.
                              Jimmy has just finishing destroying the Alien Resource Node."
                              drink water
                              "You'd have to jump down first."
                              Talk to Jimmy
                              "'I can't wait to get out of here. I've got a sweet girl waiting for me back at home.'
                              As Jimmy reaches into his pocket to show you a picture of his girl, a lerk flies in from the east, bites and kills Jimmy, then flies westward."
                              JIMMY NOOOOOO!!
                              "Jimmy can't answer you. He is dead."
                              shoot lerk
                              "There is no Lerk here."
                              look

                              Ventilation Hive - Catwalk
                              "You are on a catwalk above a spawling cavern. Beneath you is what appears to be murky water. There are exits leading west and east.
                              There is an HMG here.
                              There is a Pistol here.
                              There is a dead Marine here.
                              There is an uncapped Resource Node here."
                              drop shotgun and take HMG
                              "You drop your shotgun and pick up the HMG."
                              ask commander for resource node
                              "The commander yells various comments about your mother. You decide it would be unwise to ask for a resource node right now.
                              jump
                              "You leap down into the shallow water below."

                              Ventilation Hive - Lower
                              "You are standing in a shallow puddle of water beneath a catwalk of a large room. There is a single exit to the south."
                              look at water
                              "Upon closer inspection, it's really more of a sludge. It glows a dark green."
                              drink water
                              "You decide that would be a very bad idea."
                              S
                              Maintenance - East Side
                              W
                              Maitenance - West Side
                              open door
                              "You open the door."
                              W
                              Hallway
                              "You are in a crampt hallway with exits leading south to Cargo, west to Lower Proccessing, and North to Ventilation Hive."
                              W
                              Lower Proccessing - South Side
                              "You are at the bottom of a caverous room with catwalks criss-crossing the ceiling. There is an exit to the west, a door leading to the east, and a ladder leading upwards.
                              This room seems oddly familiar.
                              There is a dead marine here.
                              There is a Fade here.

                              The Fade Swipes at you, barely missing as you dodge out of the way."
                              Crap
                              "I don't understand."

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