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    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

    What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

    HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Wife beats up Husband

    Originally posted by Vitamin187 View Post
    A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

    'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

    A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

    What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

    Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

    HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Absolutely awesome!!
    Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.

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    • #3
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      showed my wife this and she hit me for it, not like i meant it toward her jeez lol.

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      • #4
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        Stupid is stupid does. lol

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          Here is the image that goes along with that!


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          • #6
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            Reminds me of the time my wife came to me and advised me she was going to get a "boob" job. I asked her how much it cost and she said "Five Thousand Dollars!!"

            I told her to just rub some toilet paper between her boobs as it was much cheaper. She asked me "How is rubbing toilet paper between my boobs going to make them bigger??"

            To which I replied...... "It worked on your ass!!!"


            I met my second wife soon after that!

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            • #7
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              I need to tread carefully in here, a joke thread and me will mean very NSFW.....

              A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

              One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

              "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

              "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

              The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

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                I cried too funny almost pissed my pants
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                  4 guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the restroom. The three others talked about their kids. The first guy said, "my son is my pride and joy he started working at a company at the bottom. He studied business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. Hes so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line mercedes for christmas. The second guy said, "damn, thats terrific! my son is also the pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner where he owns the majority of its assets. He is so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a christmas gift! the third man said. "well thats terrific! my son studied in the best universities and became an engineer, started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive christmas gift to his best friend, a 30,000 square foot mansion! the 3 guys congratulate each other just as the 4th guy returned from the restroom and asked what are all the congratulations for? one of the three guys said, "were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons... "wat about ur son?" they asked the 4th guy. the fourth man replied, " my son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said, " thats a shame...what a disappointment. The fourth man replied. " nah, im not ashamed hes my son and i love him..and he hasnt done too badly either. Just this Áhristmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line mercedes from his 3 boyfriends.
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                  • #10
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                    Lol!

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                    • #11
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                      A NSFW joke group might be in order soon?

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