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  • [BLOOD/GORE] Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

    This is a public service announcement about the dangers of drinking and leaving the safety of your computer.



    And before you ask, it's a pulled-pork sandwich. Lovingly slow-cooked in root beer by engineering student for ten hours.
    Teamwork and Tactics are OP


    Strait /strāt/ (Noun) A narrow passage of water connecting two seas or two large areas of water: "the Northumberland Strait".

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    Re: [BLOOD/GORE] Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

    Lets get a story at least!

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      Re: [BLOOD/GORE] Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

      Originally posted by Scotty View Post
      Lets get a story at least!
      Yeah, please elaborate on this 'root beer' method.
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        Re: [BLOOD/GORE] Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

        We're they angry cause you pulled your pork?
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          Re: [BLOOD/GORE] Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

          Originally posted by westyfield View Post
          Yeah, please elaborate on this 'root beer' method.
          It's not complicated, just throw the cheapest pork roast you can find in the slow cooker and brim it with root beer. 8-10 hours later (longer the better) take it out, pull it, and mix it up with barbecue sauce. Great meals on the cheap.

          You know those wrought-iron fences, the ones with the spear-tips all along the top of them? Well, they may be blunt but even a blunt object can rip a hole in your skin. That's why it's jagged instead of straight. On the plus side, I could clearly see the muscle which means I could clearly see that there was no muscle damage, I had enough nectar of the gods in me to abolish all pain, and the -20 temperatures slowed the bleeding.

          Also, free health care. A few hours and 12 stitches later, I was back at the bar. Got a couple phone numbers out of it too. All in all, I count the night a success.
          Teamwork and Tactics are OP


          Strait /strāt/ (Noun) A narrow passage of water connecting two seas or two large areas of water: "the Northumberland Strait".

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            Re: [BLOOD/GORE] Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

            Free health care would certainly be nice in America.

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              Re: [BLOOD/GORE] Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

              Huge scar (which chicks dig), BBQ, beer....all the makings of an epic encounter. Cheers my good man. I drink to you tonight!

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                Re: [BLOOD/GORE] Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

                Originally posted by WhiteFyre View Post
                Free health care would certainly be nice in America.
                Except there is no such thing as "free" health care, someone is paying for it.

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