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  • Attention People Of Earth!

    :icon1: We, the undersigned, formerly of Irregular infamy, have hereby found within this group a bond that transcends unpredictable schedules and are desirous of something more... some grand Utopian planet whereupon we can live in harmony with the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... <BWAAAAK!> move on!

    <ahem... yes. sorry. Thank you parrot>
    ...Now then, as we're not allowed to play EVE (it's always free the first time!), we have dismissed our grand visions of such a planet, instead settling for a bit more organization around BF2.

    Proudly, sustaining the traditions of TG's vaunted Battlefield2 community, we present to you your newest in-house team, the 12th Division!

    <cue applause light>

    <annnnnnnnnnnd kill the light>


    -MISSION-
    The 12th is not a specialty squad, and will perform all missions from offense to defense, and from jets to jeeps. That being said, we will focus our energies in two primary directions.
    1) The 12th will push beyond what is accepted and expected regarding BF2 squad roles, sizes, capabilities, and fashion. With the goal of empowering at the Commander level, we will develop new "pieces" for TG commanders to use at the "chess-board" level... adding knights to an otherwise linear game of rooks and pawns.

    2) We will take an active leadership role in providing training to the BF2 TG community at large; at a variety of levels, from battle-level synchronization to knowing when to reload. More details to follow - stay tuned.


    -TEAM ORGANIZATION-
    Recognizing that we are a group banded together out of our bretheren Irregulars, we will have a simple leadership style, operating as an anarcho-syndicist commune wherein we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. All the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting - by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, or with a two-thirds majority in the case of more major..... ya know what.. nevermind.


    -TIPS FOR OPFOR-
    When facing the 12th, you might ask yourself, "Where are they now? What are they doing? Will they attack from down this road or from over those hills? Are they even, for the love of God, wearing underwear?" You may never know the answers. We may never even come.

    But if we do, trust that you will be surprised. Our suggestion? Wet yourself. If you don't we may steal your underwear.


    -FOUNDING MEMBERS-
    |TG-12th|Boot
    |TG-12th|Bodofooko
    |TG-12th|Drizzid
    |TG-12th|FBmantis
    |TG-12th|JimmyTwoHand
    |TG-12th|Just_G
    |TG-12th|mjr doodie
    |TG-12th|Shafik
    |TG-12th|Shirk
    |TG-12th|SgtDFuller
    |TG-12th|SgtHoman
    |TG-12th|smallfatcat
    |TG-12th|WhiskeySix (Captain)


    -AVATAR-
    It won't be a spade. Keep your pants on. Really. Put them back on. Sheesh.


    -RECRUITMENT-
    It is a certainty that the 12th will expand. However, we will not begin actively recruiting until 1) our roles and organzational structure settles a bit, and 2) our unit develops some cohesiveness in game play and tactics.






    That is all.


    Thank you for your attention.


    You may now resume your mindless web-browsing.


    Really.


    Nothing more to see here.


    Go back to where you came from.

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    Re: Attention People Of Earth!

    Welcome to the fold and good luck in your endeavors.


    18th SF Operational Detachment Delta

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    • #3
      Re: Attention People Of Earth!

      Very good! Congratulations!

      3) Support game play in a near-simulation environment. Where the focus of play would not be solely on doing what it takes to win, but doing so utilizing real-world combat strategy and tactics rather than leveraging exploits provided to players by the design of the game engine.

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      • #4
        Re: Attention People Of Earth!

        Good on ya! I hope all goes well for you and the 12th. :)
        War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling that thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety is a miserable creature, who has no chance at being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. -- John Stuart Mill--

        "O xein angellein lakedaimoniois hoti tede keimetha tois keinon rhemasi peithomenoi"- Monument, Thermopylae

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        • #5
          Re: Attention People Of Earth!

          "Where are they now? What are they doing? Will they attack from down this road or from over those hills? Are they even, for the love of God, wearing underwear?" You may never know the answers. We may never even come.

          But if we do, trust that you will be surprised. Our suggestion? Wet yourself. If you don't we may steal your underwear
          go ahead steal my underwear....even my undies are TG approved

          that sounds like a good idea trooper.
          -Vulcan

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          • #6
            Re: Attention People Of Earth!

            Congrats guys! Make sure you sign up with Abra over in the BF2 League. The 42nd needs high quality fodder the likes of the 12th. ;) Congrats guys!

            Lucky Shot

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            • #7
              Re: Attention People Of Earth!

              Originally posted by Lucky Shot
              Congrats guys! Make sure you sign up with Abra over in the BF2 League. The 42nd needs high quality fodder the likes of the 12th. ;) Congrats guys!

              Lucky Shot

              We'll see about that! The 12th always prevails!

              Except when we lose, of course. :/

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              • #8
                Re: Attention People Of Earth!

                Originally posted by SgtHoman
                We'll see about that! The 12th always prevails!

                Except when we lose, of course. :/
                Nah, that's the Snail's saying.

                I would suggest, "The 12th is Good enough, Smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like them!"

                Lucky Shot

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                • #9
                  Re: Attention People Of Earth!

                  Originally posted by WhiskeySix
                  -FOUNDING MEMBERS-
                  |TG-12th|Boot
                  |TG-12th|Bodofooko
                  |TG-12th|Drizzid
                  |TG-12th|FBmantis
                  |TG-12th|JimmyTwoHand
                  |TG-12th|Just_G
                  |TG-12th|mjr doodie
                  |TG-12th|Shafik
                  |TG-12th|Shirk
                  |TG-12th|SgtDFuller
                  |TG-12th|SgtHoman
                  |TG-12th|smallfatcat
                  |TG-12th|WhiskeySix (Captain)
                  You have several members whose names start with the letter "s." I'll be watching you!


                  ;)

                  Congrats, guys!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Attention People Of Earth!

                    LONG LIVE THE 12TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    :D

                    I believe the launch party is at whiskeys house, remember its the 42nd's turn to bring the beer.

                    :D

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                    • #11
                      Re: Attention People Of Earth!

                      So are you or are you not part of the bunny rabbit squad anymore? What happened to all the other bunny rabbits if youre all no longer in the same litter (?) of bunny rabbits?
                      Long Live the 2nd BCT and 1st MIP

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                      • #12
                        Re: Attention People Of Earth!

                        Originally posted by Jusb
                        So are you or are you not part of the bunny rabbit squad anymore? What happened to all the other bunny rabbits if youre all no longer in the same litter (?) of bunny rabbits?

                        Wait, what? Do you mean the Irregs?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Attention People Of Earth!

                          So if you guys all leave, who the heck is running the Irregulars? Without you guys there are even less active members, and there weren't many to begin with.
                          AKA ContingencyPlan


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                          • #14
                            Re: Attention People Of Earth!

                            Originally posted by SgtHoman
                            Wait, what? Do you mean the Irregs?

                            Yes people "in the know" (ok just me) call the IRR the bunny rabbit squad because like bunny rabbits:

                            *they reproduce at an alarming rate
                            *they dont live long
                            *when they see you aiming at them they just sit there
                            *some of the "new borns" tend to hop around a lot
                            *they all look the same
                            Long Live the 2nd BCT and 1st MIP

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                            • #15
                              Re: Attention People Of Earth!

                              Originally posted by millipede777
                              So if you guys all leave, who the heck is running the Irregulars? Without you guys there are even less active members, and there weren't many to begin with.
                              Here are your officers, there are a couple spots open Millipede, but it looks like a good handoff.

                              http://www.tacticalwiki.com/index.php/Irr_Officers

                              Lucky Shot

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