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    Present this to your boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Doctor Certified Software Professional
    Certified that Mr./Miss_________________ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours. It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as " Come over
    weekend..", "Let's work on holiday..", " Leave cannot be granted.." etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.


    In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your project deadlines in accordance with the convenience of my patient.


    Sd/-
    Dr. Impatient
    Cyber Clinic
    / /

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