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    Eulogy For My Microsoft IntelliMouse:

    IntelliMouse you served me well
    I'll miss your optical glow
    Your broken left click
    And screwy scroll-wheel
    And sticky pads that made you slow

    IntelliMouse five years we had
    I remember buying you at the store
    The first games we played
    The first noobs we slayed
    And how often we browsed for porn

    IntelliMouse you will be missed
    You were amazing technology
    You worked by light
    And brightened my night
    IntelliMouse, you died on me :`(
    ~~ Veritas simplex oratio est ~~
    No matter how far a wizard goes, he will always come back for his hat. --T. Pratchett

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  • #2
    Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

    *snif* :*(

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    • #3
      Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

      Porn browsing kills mice.

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      • #4
        Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

        I may need to do the same thing for my intellimouse soon....stupid double clicking POS.

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        • #5
          Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

          Diablo 2 killed my first intellimouse.

          Old Age killed my Second.

          Now I'm using the G5... we'll see how long he'll last.
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          • #6
            Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

            Lifetime warranty on the Explorer versions, maybe the "normal" Intellimouse too. Call MS and complain. 1-800-360-7561. I had one problems with one about 5 years ago, and they sent me the newer version no questions asked. The replacement started doing that double clicking thing about 2 years ago and I replaced it with a wireless version.
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            • #7
              Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

              Originally posted by perry
              Lifetime warranty on the Explorer versions, maybe the "normal" Intellimouse too. Call MS and complain. 1-800-360-7561. I had one problems with one about 5 years ago, and they sent me the newer version no questions asked. The replacement started doing that double clicking thing about 2 years ago and I replaced it with a wireless version.
              I will do that. Mine is double-clicking as well, along with its myriad of other problems. It's so sad :(
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              • #8
                Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

                I've got a little program to help that double clicking issue, its just a simple process that fixes it. Anyone wants, let me know. Works quite well.

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                • #9
                  Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

                  Man, I have had my Intellimouse since 200 and it stills goes strong!

                  Az
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                  • #10
                    Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

                    Originally posted by AzrealDarkmoon
                    Man, I have had my Intellimouse since 200 and it stills goes strong!

                    Az
                    Goddamn Az, when your IntelliMouse turns 1,806 years old, it's time to buy a new one :)
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                    • #11
                      Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

                      I had my original intelli mouse from 2000, until 2004 when it just stopped working. I'm just glad that I was on "laser" mice back then, made me feel cool and up on tech at the time. Since they were still pretty new, and it costed me 60$ back then for it. Mines not actually an intellimouse now, but its the wireless optical 2.0, same thing anyway heh.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

                        Originally posted by undead77
                        I've got a little program to help that double clicking issue, its just a simple process that fixes it. Anyone wants, let me know. Works quite well.
                        Send it my way, friend. My new mouse just doesn't jive with me. It's time to see if I can bring my intelli mouse back to life.
                        ~~ Veritas simplex oratio est ~~
                        No matter how far a wizard goes, he will always come back for his hat. --T. Pratchett

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                        • #13
                          Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

                          How should I send it?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

                            Just uploaded for ya anyway, http://www.tacticalsites.com/~undead77/MouseFix.rar

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                            • #15
                              Re: Eulogy For my IntelliMouse

                              Thanks Undead! Got any documentation for that .dll and .exe?
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