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  • Joke of the Day

    heheheh


    Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

    She's such a b****.


    :D

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    Re: Joke of the Day

    lol.

    man, that is good stuff.
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      So my buddy and I were talking about how women like to talk after making love. I ask him «so do you talk with your wife after making love ?»

      «Depends» he says, «if there's a phone nearby»


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