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Considering it's Paul I would normally think of something humerous but nasty to say about his family, himself, and his country but you don't really want to pick on a man of that advanced an age.
Happy bitchday, um.... birthday!
So here we are on the day of your birth,
I am sure you will milk it for all that it's worth.
You're older now and you've had quite a life,
With you're semi "career" and mediocre "wife".
A life spent without benefit of school or books,
A normal life.....for a dumb ass canuck.
We met through the wires playing video games,
We drank, we laughed it was really quite lame.
There are quite a few things I wish I was missin,
Like those times you yell out "that's wrong as 2 boys kissin".
But I wouldn't trade any of it for all the Canadian dollar's in your country,
That's not really saying much since it's not real money.
I hope that your day is as good as you deserve,
SPENT IN JAIL WITH A HORNY SODOMIZING PERV!
Happy Birthday Paul a.k.a. Ryn a.k.a. Ryno a.k.a. My Bizatch! I hope it's a good one.
thats really good, well done who ddi you pay to write that...
Happy Birthday corona drinking canuk.....
nah seriously bud one more year closer to the grave but have a good birthday man.
and dont forget to have a bunch of drinks with me, ill be drinking tonight for your birthday.... he he he i have an excuse to drink,... oh wait i dont ever have one never stops me....lol
From Your Alcoholic English Friend Carl :icon_bigg
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday to you.
Sung to the tune of Happy Birthday.
I do what I can.
cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.