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  • wickerman
    started a topic Daily Funny

    Daily Funny

    Thought this list might get a few laughs out of some of you guys.
    http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html

  • LegionPaulL
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    LOL! Thats some funny stuff!

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  • Guest's Avatar
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    Yeah saw these a bit ago. Highly funny. Awesome site :)

    57.The proper response to a lawful order is not 'Why?'
    98.The proper response to a chemical weapon attack is not ‘Tell my chain of command what I really think about them, and then poke holes in their masks.'
    100.Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.
    177.I am not to refer to a formation as 'the boxy rectangle thingie'. (oh, oh god thats funny! hahaha)
    Heh, ive done number 100 before. Good fun, good fun.
    Last edited by tycho; 05-27-2004, 12:26 AM.

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  • CingularDuality
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    I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time!!!

    Some of my favorites:

    Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.

    The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.

    If one soldier has a 2nd Lt bar on his uniform, and I have an E-4 on mine It means he outranks me. It does not mean ‘I have been promoted three more times than you'.

    The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."

    Burn pits for classified material are not revel fires - therefore it is wrong to dance naked around them.

    Putting red 'Mike and Ike's' ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny.

    Don't write up false gigs on a HMMWV PMCS. ("Broken clutch pedal", "Number three turbine has frequent flame-outs", "flux capacitor emits loud whine when engaged")
    I swear to god this guy's brother worked for me in the Marines... Actually, if anyone here remembers Fist 'O Death, it was his problem child that this guy reminds me of...

    Then again, I can see myself writing almost half of those...

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  • CaveDog
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    Originally posted by Wintermute
    Seen it. If you haven't yet I can recomend it.
    yes, very good stuff.

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  • Wintermute
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    Seen it. If you haven't yet I can recomend it.

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