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    words were changed for reasons you can think of yourself :)

    found this on my other main web site

    the most functional english word

    Well, it's crap ... that's right, crap!
    crap may just be the most functional word in the English language.

    You can get crap-faced, Be crap-out-of-luck, Or have crap for brains.

    With a little effort, you can get your crap together, find a place for your crap, or be asked to crap or get off the pot.

    You can smoke crap, buy crap, sell crap, lose crap, find crap, forget crap, and tell others to eat crap.

    Some people know their crap, while others can't tell the difference between crap and shineola.

    There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull crap, horse crap, and chicken crap.
    You can throw crap, sling crap, catch crap, shoot the crap, or duck when the crap hits the fan.

    You can give a crap or serve crap on a shingle.

    You can find yourself in deep crap or be happier than a pig in crap.

    Some days are colder than crap, some days are hotter than crap, and some days are just plain ****ty.

    Some music sounds like crap, things can look like crap, and there are times when you feel like crap.

    You can have too much crap, not enough crap, the right crap, the wrong crap or a lot of weird crap.

    You can carry crap, have a mountain of crap, or find yourself up crap creek without a paddle.

    Sometimes everything you touch turns to crap and other times you fall in a bucket of crap and come out smelling like a rose.

    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

    And remember, once you know your crap, you don't need to know anything else!!

    You could pass this along, if you give a crap; or not do so if you don't give a crap!

    Well, crap, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a crap and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of crap. But, if you happened to catch a load of crap from some crap-head...........
    Well, crap Happens!!!

  • #2
    Re: your gona like this

    That's some funny crap!


    • #3
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      Good find.

      The hungry, ignorant man immediately grasps that he is handed a fish, but is bewildered when handed a net. The man who shivers in the cold thinks happily of the man who invites him to sit by his fire, and somewhat poorly of the man who loans him an axe, flint and steel.


      • #4
        Re: your gona like this

        That's a bunch of crap.
        The Old Guy


        • #5
          Re: your gona like this

          Haha! Very nice... I know I use that word a lot.



          • #6
            Re: your gona like this

            The guy who made the current day porcelin toilet commercially viable was named Edmund Crapper....always got a laugh out of that...

            **Edit--I learned this on a trip to Seattle where they have an interesting "underground" tour. Further research today shows this may not be true...but it's still funny as heck !!
            ARMA Admin (retired)
            Pathfinder-Spartan 5


            • #7
              Re: your gona like this

              Laughing till it hurts. LOL (or until i crap myself)





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