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    The NooB

    I was in the void and totally lost,
    The light I could not see.
    For I was blinded with ignorance,
    The Rambo blood in me.

    Many times I would die,
    And many times reborn.
    Many times I’d run ‘n’ gun,
    I now look back forlorn.

    The way I used to be back then,
    I cannot understand.
    I used to think that I was 733t,
    And always had the upper hand.

    “You retard noob!” I used to shout,
    To those I thought were ‘gay’.
    “You camper whore,” to anybody,
    That paused for a seconds delay.

    But now those days are gone my friend
    I’m glad to say they’re dead.
    I finally have seen the light,
    I see clearly in my head.

    For it was I who was the noob you see,
    It was me who was the gay.
    I found a place to go you see,
    Before, these things I could not say.

    And in this place I found my place,
    I finally joined the stars.
    Where everyone excelled with grace,
    A place that had no bars.

    Where skill and courage became as one,
    Where honour had the day.
    Where heroes from the legends would come,
    And bring their skill into the fray.

    You see I used to be a retard,
    And I used to be a lamer.
    That was until I found a place,
    A place called Tactical Gamer.

    Jex.
    Jex.


  • #2
    That's awesome, Jex!!!

    *standing ovation*

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    • #3
      lol nice!

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      • #4
        *stands with luna*

        Wow man.. that's really good stuff. Can we Sticky this?

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        • #5
          STICKY STICKY STICKY


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          • #6
            *stands with wyz and luna*BRAVO BRAVO!!!!!

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            • #7
              YAY! It's BEEN STICKIED!!!! GJGJGJGJGJGJGJ :)


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              • #8
                Fantasic, jex!!

                I wish I still had copies of all eternal's old stories, poems and general sillyness. I need to start keeping all of this fantastic someplace..
                Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.

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                • #9
                  Bravo! Gimme more!
                  "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. sigpic

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                  • #10
                    Just a suggestion but I think we need the old section for stories, poems and stuff back. To build morale here.

                    I can see it now Dragon's creative lair hmm good ring


                    Oh yeah great work Jex
                    WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by luna
                      That's awesome, Jex!!!

                      *standing ovation*
                      ________________________

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                      • #12
                        Very Nice Jex.... Love it!!!

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                        • #13
                          Once again thanks everyone :)
                          Jex.

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                          • #14
                            We need someone to put that to music. It could be the TG Hymn.
                            Some day we'll return to
                            Our valleys and our farms.
                            And we'll no longer yearn
                            To be brothers in arms.

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                            • #15
                              Jex, amigo, awesome stuff!! ;)

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