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    A cabbie picks up a Nun.

    She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is staring.

    He replies, 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

    She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

    'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

    She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

    The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

    'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

    The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

    'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

    'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

    The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'








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    Ahaha! Nice one!
    Retired 6th DB

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    • #3
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      i just threw up in my mouth. Seriously where is the warning on that. lol
      that sounds like a good idea trooper.
      -Vulcan

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      • #4
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        Ewwwwwwwwwww

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        • #5
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          the cabbie was a 22yr woman majoring in fine arts...


          there... all better!

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          • #6
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            Ahahahaha! Very nice!

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by WhiskeySix View Post
              the cabbie was a 22yr woman majoring in fine arts...


              there... all better!

              Whiskey for the SAVE..!! hahahahah:row__685:


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              • #8
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                Originally posted by birdie_in_Texas View Post
                Whiskey for the SAVE..!! hahahahah:row__685:

                isnt that always the truth thought....
                that sounds like a good idea trooper.
                -Vulcan

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by WhiskeySix View Post
                  the cabbie was a 22yr woman majoring in fine arts...


                  there... all better!
                  Thanks, that was a close one. I nearly died inside after reading that joke...
                  |TG-Irr| westyfield

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