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    Hi guys i would say im pretty good with the ladies, would you say that anout yourselves? lol if so post your chat up lines here, post your wisdom lol
    Heres a few from me:
    1.do you believe in love at first sight??..or would u like me to walk by again

    2.I'm thinking of a number between 0 and 1234567891011, what is it? (other person guesses)
    Okay, I'll tell you, mine's 073656788918 (phone number), what's yours?
    .
    3.I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away

    I know loads more just cant be asked to post them at the mo i will do later.
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    The best pick up line?

    HELLO or HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?



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    • #3
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      Were either of your parents a Pentium D, because you're smokin hot!

      Haha, I had to.


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        All of these make my effeminate heart go all aflutter.

        I can't contribute. It would ruin the "moment". Plus I don't know any. ;)

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          I had a ton of them, but I thought better of the nsfw inuindo. here are the ones that pass:

          Do you have a quarter, cause my mom told me to call home when I met an angel.

          I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

          you look like my next girlfriend.

          you have this "moorish" look to you... Has no one told you? wow... I don't know how no one has noticed. what's moorish you ask? oh, my bad. moorish - you know... I want to see more of you.

          I think I'm drunk enough to find you attractive now. no wait...

          I wanted to tell you that seeing you was worth coming here tonight.

          call 911. I just had my heart stolen.

          trust me, I'm a doctor.
          Last edited by =DdogG=; 01-04-2009, 09:27 PM.
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            Nice DdogG ! : ] Heres a few more:

            1.Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!
            2.Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
            3.The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!
            4.Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
            5.If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
            6.Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

            You will definately score big time with these : D
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              Originally posted by quest shady View Post
              the best pick up line?

              hello or hello, how are you?
              qft
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              • #8
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                ME: Do you sleep on your stomach?
                Her: What? Why?!
                Me: Can I....?

                Got me slapped once....But worth it!

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                • #9
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                  Weird Al's Wanna B Ur Lover

                  I don't have a library card
                  But do you mind if I check you out?
                  I like your skeletal structure, baby
                  You're an ectomorph, no doubt

                  Your face is real symmetrical
                  And your nostils are so nice
                  I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
                  So I could see you twice

                  Girl, you smell like Fritos
                  That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
                  You're so hot, you're gonna melt
                  The elastic in my underwear

                  I'll bet you're magically delicious
                  Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
                  You'd look like Venus de Milo
                  If I just cut off your arms
                  What I'm tryin' to say is ...

                  I wanna be your lover, baby
                  I need somebody to love
                  You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
                  Now, I need somebody to love

                  Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
                  Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
                  Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
                  Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

                  Do you believe in love at first sight
                  Or should I walk by again?
                  My love for you'd like diarrhea
                  I just can't hold it in

                  Stop, drop and roll now
                  'Cause baby, you're on fire
                  I'll bet your outfit
                  Makes a lot of noise in the drier

                  You're absolutely perfect
                  Don't speak now, you might spoil it
                  Your eyes are even bluer
                  Than the water in my toilet

                  Say, has anyone ever told you
                  You've got Yugoslavian hands?
                  No, of course not, that would be stupid
                  Just forget I ever brought it up
                  The point I'm trying to make is ...

                  I wanna be your lover, baby
                  I need somebody to love
                  You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
                  Now, I need somebody to love

                  Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
                  Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
                  Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
                  Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

                  I wanna be your Krakatoa
                  Let my lava flow all over you
                  I wanna be your anaconda
                  And your heat-seeking missile too

                  I wanna be your beef burrito
                  Am I making this perfectly clear?
                  I wanna be your love torpedo
                  Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
                  Uh huh

                  I hope I'm not being forward
                  But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
                  You can tell me truthfully
                  Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

                  There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
                  To desribe how smooth I am
                  Maybe you've seen my picture
                  It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

                  My lips are registered weapons
                  Can I invade your personal space?
                  You must have fallen from heaven
                  That would explain how you messed up your face

                  Well, how'd you get through security?
                  'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
                  I'd like to take you home right now
                  So you can meet my mom
                  Because I ...

                  I wanna be your lover, baby
                  I need somebody to love
                  You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
                  Now, I need somebody to love

                  Girl, you must be Jamaican
                  Because Jamaican me crazy
                  Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
                  Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

                  I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
                  I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
                  You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
                  Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

                  I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
                  I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
                  You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
                  Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

                  I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
                  I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
                  You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
                  Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

                  I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
                  I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
                  You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
                  Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
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                    OMG, I am so downloading that right now!!

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                      Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, its usually something unusual.
                      "Dirtboy is super awesome, and chicks dig him too!"- Everyone



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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Dirtboy View Post
                        Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, its usually something unusual.
                        And you never know where he is going to wear it...Sometimes on his head...sometimes over the shoulder...They feel sorry for the "special" person that he is....LOL!



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                          My uncle sends my mom (81 years old) the typical email funnies, and sometimes she passes them on to me. Here's one I got a couple weeks ago:

                          Thank you for purchasing 'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines' brought to you by Bubba & Cooter, straight outta the hils. Enjoy!
                          • Did you fart?
                            cuz you blew me away.
                          • Are yer parents retarded?
                            cuz ya sure are special.
                          • My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
                            I can't hold it in.
                          • Do you have a library card?
                            cuz I'd like to sign you out
                          • Is there a mirror in yer pants?
                            cuz I can see myself in em.
                          • If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
                            I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
                          • You might not be the best lookin girl here,
                            but beauty's only a light switch away.
                          • Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
                            Woman - 'WHAT?'
                            Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
                          • I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
                            but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
                          • I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
                            I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
                          • Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
                          • If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
                            we kin sleep til afternoon.
                          • Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
                            every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
                          Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

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                            Originally posted by Quest Shady View Post
                            And you never know where he is going to wear it...Sometimes on his head...sometimes over the shoulder...They feel sorry for the "special" person that he is....LOL!
                            Off topic: Dirtyboy crime fighting.



                            My favorite, from a great movie.
                            "Boooooooooop, Boooooooooop. Do you know what that sound is? That's the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away cause the sight of you stopped my heart."
                            Last edited by Extinct; 01-05-2009, 03:05 PM.



                            When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. ~ Jimi Hendrix

                            And isn't it a bad thing to be deceived about the truth, and a good thing to know what the truth is? For I assume that by knowing the truth you mean knowing things as they really are. ~ Plato

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                            • #15
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                              Hahaha im cracking up. That song, omg im gona sinf that one day. : D
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                              Xfire : meanmachine02
                              "The key to succeding as CO is to believe in yourslef and your men, and be able to make split second decisions, at the right time. And knowing when you have been defeated." - |TG|Stryker Machine

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