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    Q: What’s red but smells like blue paint?

    A: red paint
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    Re: red but smells like blue?

    A man buys a $5000 car and doesn't pay a penny for it.

    How?

    Answer: He didn't pay a penny, he paid $5000.
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      Re: red but smells like blue?

      What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour?

      Answer: A frog in a blender.
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        Re: red but smells like blue?

        What's black, white, black, white, red ?

        A: A Nun falling down the stairs with a nose bleed.

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          Re: red but smells like blue?

          there are 10 kinds of people in this world:
          those who can read binary and those who can't

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          A 1. elephino
          a 2. Oprah with better skin

          what's the worst part of being a suicide bomber?
          A 1. bring your son to work day
          A 2. your paid vacation requires you to put in a few moments of work.
          A 3. health insurance is free...
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            Re: red but smells like blue?

            what gets wet when it dries?


            wait for it



            wait for it



            A. a towel
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            • #7
              Re: red but smells like blue?

              What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?

              Most of the time you get an onion with long floppy ears. But on very rare occasions....

              (NSFW)

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              Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

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                Re: red but smells like blue?

                Originally posted by ScratchMonkey View Post
                What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?

                Most of the time you get an onion with long floppy ears. But on very rare occasions....

                (NSFW)

                http://www.dautie.com/funny-pictures...-get-when.html
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                  Re: red but smells like blue?

                  Originally posted by Dick Blonov View Post
                  What's black, white, black, white, red ?

                  A: A Nun falling down the stairs with a nose bleed.

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