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    This just posted on Gizmodo.com

    For Sale: Military Assault Hovecraft, Weapons Included, Good Condition

    Gentlemen, now is the time. Our moment is at hand! We will be accepting nominations to pick which country to conquer first. :icon20:
    I wonder if they except Paypal?



    Of course Jeepo is off hitting on the ladies sunning on the beach, while everyone else is off securing the area. :icon19:


    Some more pics of what could be our new ride:



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    -Carlos A. Urbizo-


  • #2
    Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

    I'll throw in a $20.

    Excelsior!

    I didn't join a squad once and this guy named Nardini took me into the back room and beat me with a sock of oranges.

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    • #3
      Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

      Ulp. $69 million. Do want, though.
      Surely we could get ourselves an ekranoplan for less?
      |TG-Irr| westyfield

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      • #4
        Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

        I wonder what their return policy is. Can we return it if we are not "satisfied"? Maybe we could buy it for the weekend lol.

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        • #5
          Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

          Yeah, I am down for rental, a week in TJ anyone?!

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          • #6
            Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

            Dang! I spent all this money on college when i should have saved to make a down payment on this baby.
            FORMER 22ND RRR/FORMER 1ST JTOC/ ALWAYS A TACTICALGAMER


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            • #7
              Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

              I dont feel like being sandwiched in between you and Extinct. Pass...

              I deserve a ribbon for Mortar Specialist

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              • #8
                Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

                You can keep your hovercraft, i will buy this one and it won't fall apart because it was made in the USA :)

                http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...Navy-away.html
                FORMER 22ND RRR/FORMER 1ST JTOC/ ALWAYS A TACTICALGAMER


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                • #9
                  Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

                  Originally posted by viper1986 View Post
                  You can keep your hovercraft, i will buy this one and it won't fall apart because it was made in the USA :)

                  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...Navy-away.html
                  That's cool and all, but ours hits the beach and keeps on going.
                  Or did you forget about Jackie Chan's battle in Rumble in the Bronx

                  Jump to the 4 min. mark

                  [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVvP-L1MLno[/media]


                  We could roll right through the middle of any town to conquer, as long as they don't have Jackie to defend them :madsmile:

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                  • #10
                    Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

                    Yeah, a valid point but if you pop your innertube... your screwed and atleast I will be able to get in mine and be invisible :P.

                    I will be drinking martini's while the whole lot of you will be getting light headed and dizzy trying to blow up your innertube haha.
                    FORMER 22ND RRR/FORMER 1ST JTOC/ ALWAYS A TACTICALGAMER


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                    • #11
                      Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

                      ....WOW! How can that be for sale?
                      |TG|Ghost02
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                      • #12
                        Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

                        Originally posted by HiTestFest View Post
                        I dont feel like being sandwiched in between you and Extinct. Pass...
                        You wish you could get that close to my ass.



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                        • #13
                          Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

                          Ok I like this idea a lot, so we need to get a petition / contract going around TG. I've done a first draft:
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                          By signing this document you declare that you hand over all of your property (physical, intellectual or otherwise) to the Tactical Gamer hovercraft fund.

                          The management realises that selling your house for a 1mm squared section of a military hovercraft may not sit so well with your relations, but remind them that you are not just helping a random bunch of guys you met on the Internet buy a 69 million dollar hovercraft, you are buying a lifestyle!
                          A lifestyle full of scaring canoeist as you jump from land to river, hitting on the ladies that come to admire your innertube*, and Blasting unsuspecting pirates out of the water.

                          Sign here please:.................................


                          *Covered by the Tactical Gamer 'Jeepo only' guarantee.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

                            If all 31 thousand members who are registered to this site pay equally, it would cost each of us around 2 and a half thousand.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Now is the time for TG to pool our money

                              Originally posted by Extinct View Post
                              You wish you could get that close to my ass.
                              That's what she said.
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