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    The following work memo was just sent to me. I am tempted to respond with a witty political or apocalyptic response but instead I decided to post it here. It might just be my sarcastic/demented sense of humor but I think its pretty funny how its worded and the time involved.

    From the Office Manager, sent to the entire company:

    Please be advised that Broadview will bring the system down today @ 5:30pm; this will affect internet and phone services (estimated time of service - 30 minutes)

    *Back story is that for most of this week our internet has been horribly sluggish. Broadview networks is our ISP.
    Randy = Ace ! - Warlab
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    Level I HazMat Technician
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    Re: Funny Work Memo's and Messages

    You should send out an email that says:

    "Bring down the system! Rally to me brothers! We will have this day!"

    Just a thought ;)

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      Re: Funny Work Memo's and Messages

      Originally posted by Dredge View Post
      You should send out an email that says:

      "Bring down the system! Rally to me brothers! We will have this day!"

      Just a thought ;)
      Or the anarchist 'A' logo and the caption 'Smash the system!'.
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        Re: Funny Work Memo's and Messages

        Originally posted by westyfield View Post
        Or the anarchist 'A' logo and the caption 'Smash the system!'.
        And thats why I will never be able to have a "real" job when I get out of the Army :)

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          Re: Funny Work Memo's and Messages

          Originally posted by Dredge View Post
          And thats why I will never be able to have a "real" job when I get out of the Army :)
          That's what a renewed contract is for.

          My dad has his own shenanigans going sometimes. Since he works at a help desk, he constantly get calls of people complaining about how the Blackberry server is down. He found an old blackberry in the trash, suspended it in water, and froze it in a block of ice. He then stuck pictures of it on his office door, with the caption:

          "ANYONE CALLING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE BLACKBERRY SERVER WILL HAVE THEIR'S TAKEN AWAY AND FROZEN"
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            Re: Funny Work Memo's and Messages

            Originally posted by sir-nerd View Post
            that's what a renewed contract is for.

            My dad has his own shenanigans going sometimes. Since he works at a help desk, he constantly get calls of people complaining about how the blackberry server is down. He found an old blackberry in the trash, suspended it in water, and froze it in a block of ice. He then stuck pictures of it on his office door, with the caption:

            "anyone calling to complain about the blackberry server will have their's taken away and frozen"
            :d

            (Arg...wth, it's supposed to be a "big grin")
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              Re: Funny Work Memo's and Messages

              Semi-NSFW
              [img]http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/08/04/army-signs/37887_1545512119780_1294339857_31525336_6866958_n-jpg/
              Randy = Ace ! - Warlab
              Level II Volunteer FireFighter
              Level I HazMat Technician
              NYS EMT-B
              Town of Mamaroneck Fire Dept.

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              Bring On Project Reality 1.0!!!
              RSS Feeds:Bamboo | | 9/11 - Never Forget |
              Apophis - "TG was created to cater to a VERY specific type of gamer rather than trying to appeal to the greater gaming population.
              Tactical Gamer is not mainstream.
              We are not trying to attract mainstream gamers."

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                Re: Funny Work Memo's and Messages

                In the mail room, in the tank turret, in the messhall, in the first's shirt office, in from of the medics, etc... you can't make enough signs. They to announce several times that just because your married, your not excluded, especially in the poison oak.

                Also Semi-NSFW
                [IMG]http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj61/Jakaleel/Silly/804.jpg


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                  Re: Funny Work Memo's and Messages

                  Here's one found by a good friend of mine back in our NROTC days. This was taken aboard a japanese cruiser. It's actually the electrician's office. And no, this isnt photoshopped and wasnt done as a joke. It was like this when we got there.

                  erectric.jpg

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