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    As a parent, this concerns me.
    I don't care if my child carjacks a senior.
    I don't care if he runs over innocent bystanders.
    I don't care if he joins the mafia.
    I don't care if he kills police officers.
    I don't care if he picks up prostitutes then kills them to get their money.
    I don't care if he takes a golf club and starts clubbing to death pedestrians.
    But he may never, over my dead body, have adult on adult, consensual sex!
    Interesting quote (from the bowels of Slashdot comments).

    Rumor is that GTA3:SA has been hacked to reveal a sex scene included in the game's distribution install. Dunno if it's true, but the video evidence is... well... I'm surprised that such content was ever coded within the GTA3 codebase, much less included in its release media. I mean, I knew the game wasn't for children.. but .. damn.

    The scene is pornographic, to be sure. So much so that I can't even link to it in this thread. The filename is "hotcoffee.wmv". Find it for yourself, but make sure your kid (and your mother, if she's visiting) is in the next room when you do.
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    Re: Hot Coffee

    lol, nice. but why would they even include that in the game? even though its rated M for at least 5 reasons; sexual content, extreme violence, extreme use of blood, drug refrences..... mabey its for the more than M people that buy the game.

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    • #3
      Re: Hot Coffee

      I guess you could compare this to "unlocking" a naval ship's HUD in today's version of BF2. No, there aren't ships, but maybe the house that developed BF2 is working on naval warfare code and the work overlapped, somehow.

      No, there's no pornography in GTA3, but maybe the same parties coding GTA3 are working on products which do and the work overlapped, somehow.

      Seems like a stretch to me, but that's all I can come up with.
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      Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Zephyr: Apophis is clearly a highly sophisticated self-aware AI construct that runs on a highly modified toaster oven in Wyzcrak's basement.

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      • #4
        Re: Hot Coffee

        and as detective Wyz turns to his partner *furrows his brow* "well, watson. i think i have something. it seems that when my computer, um, malfunctioned it discovered a site that had questionable content that was linked to the coders of GTA3."

        mabey they axidently copied the file into the game.....

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        • #5
          Re: Hot Coffee

          Maybe.

          Maybe you misspelled Tactical in your signature, too. :)
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          Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Zephyr: Apophis is clearly a highly sophisticated self-aware AI construct that runs on a highly modified toaster oven in Wyzcrak's basement.

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          • #6
            Re: Hot Coffee

            oh crap... nice catch. i was busy, ya, thats it....

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            • #7
              Re: Hot Coffee

              The link needs fixing as well.
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              • #8
                Re: Hot Coffee

                lol

                I'm starting to wonder if it was really supposed to be black_dearth. :)
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                Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Zephyr: Apophis is clearly a highly sophisticated self-aware AI construct that runs on a highly modified toaster oven in Wyzcrak's basement.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hot Coffee

                  Originally posted by Wyzcrak
                  lol

                  I'm starting to wonder if it was really supposed to be black_dearth. :)
                  Quick Chuckel...


                  I had the same problems to while linking my sig in onther forums... Good thing i was the one that cought my own mistake almost a week later...
                  Oyee

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hot Coffee

                    You might not be aware, but in the follow up to Ultima 7, The Serpent Isle, there was a sex scene. It was even funnier if you had a female avatar, because the NPC was still female.

                    Not that I ever made it that far in Ultima 7, a friend showed it to me. You see, Ultima 7 is like the GTA of RPGs. Sure there's this plot and stuff, but you have a sword and there's tons of loot to be stolen.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hot Coffee

                      You have to ad files to your game in order to unlock this.

                      Edit:Seems to me that this was done with a modding tool.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hot Coffee

                        This is Rockstar games.... the same people who made Max Payne.

                        The only game I've seen a dead baby in and a woman raped then murdered while the husband has to listen through a locked door.

                        A game with dream scene in it that gave me nightmares. Nothing freaks me out anymore, but that did.

                        These guys are both geniuses and sick bastards. A little dry humping of a naked woman is nothing compared to what these guys put out.

                        Good find though Wyz.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hot Coffee

                          HAHAHAHA. very funny. the link workes fine. its linked to the best po..... i mean um. i guess it needs some fixing.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hot Coffee

                            oh crap, again... the link actually DOESN'T work. i thought you were messing with me. Wyz, your constipated baby avatar links to Stavros's file. i didnt know you could go from "almost famous" to "can only hope to improve". *nudge, nudge* *wink, wink*

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hot Coffee

                              Originally posted by Wyzcrak
                              I guess you could compare this to "unlocking" a naval ship's HUD in today's version of BF2. No, there aren't ships, but maybe the house that developed BF2 is working on naval warfare code and the work overlapped, somehow.

                              No, there's no pornography in GTA3, but maybe the same parties coding GTA3 are working on products which do and the work overlapped, somehow.

                              Seems like a stretch to me, but that's all I can come up with.
                              Maybe some code monkey deliberately hid it in there without his boss' consent.
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