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  • If World War II Was an RTS

    If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
    *paTTon has joined the game.*
    *Churchill has joined the game.*
    *benny-tow has joined the game.*
    *T0J0 has joined the game.*
    *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
    *Stalin has joined the game.*
    *deGaulle has joined the game.*
    Roosevelt: hey sup
    T0J0: y0
    Stalin: hi
    Churchill: hi
    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
    paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
    T0JO: lol
    Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
    benny-tow: haha america sux
    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
    Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
    Stalin: cool
    deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
    Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
    Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
    Roosevelt: get antiair guns
    Churchill: i cant afford them
    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
    paTTon: stfu
    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
    deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
    Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
    paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
    Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
    deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
    *deGaulle has left the game.*
    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
    benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
    Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
    Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
    Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf
    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
    Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
    Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
    T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
    Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
    Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
    benny-tow: haha
    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
    T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
    Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
    Stalin: church help me
    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
    Stalin: dont be an arss
    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
    Eisenhower: LOL
    benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
    Hitler: o man ur focked
    paTTon: oh what now biotch
    Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*
    benny-tow: lame
    Roosevelt: gj patton
    paTTon: thnx
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
    Eisenhower: Nuts!
    benny~tow: wtf that mean?
    Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
    Stalin: rofl
    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
    Stalin: OMG LMAO!
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
    paTTon: hahahhah
    T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
    benny~tow: shut up noob
    Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
    paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
    Eisenhower: yah me too
    T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
    Eisenhower: fock u
    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
    Stalin: go to hell lol
    paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
    Eisenhower: yah this is gay
    *Roosevelt has left the game.*
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
    Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
    *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
    tru_m4n: hi all
    T0J0: hey
    Stalin: sup
    Churchill: hi
    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
    Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
    Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
    T0J0: wtf is nukes?
    T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*
    *The Allied team has won the game!*
    Eisenhower: awesome!
    Churchill: gg noobs no re
    T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
    *T0J0 has left the game.*
    *Eisenhower has left the game.*
    Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
    Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
    tru_m4n: l8r all
    benny~tow: bye
    Churchill: l8r
    Stalin: fock u all
    tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
    *tru_m4n has left the game.*
    benny~tow: lololol u commie
    Churchill: ROFL
    Churchill: bye commie
    *Churchill has left the game.*
    *benny~tow has left the game.*
    Stalin: i hate u all fags
    *Stalin has left the game.*
    paTTon: lol no1 is left
    paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
    *paTTon has been eliminated.*
    paTTon: o sh1t!
    *paTTon has left the game.*
    |TG-12th| asch

  • #2
    Re: If World War II Was an RTS

    And similarly for the war in Iraq...

    *** buSH has joined #international_diplomacy

    buSH: going to rush saddam wanna join.
    JacCHrik: noway man not rdy yet wait
    coaler: cant join need better gov rating.

    buSH: right! You guys are allied with saDDam huh.
    JacCHrik: buSH you noob wait we help later.
    BuSH: FU I go now

    *** JacCHrik has left #international_diplomacy

    buSH: LOL. We don't need you cheese eating surrender monkeys! coal, you in? great blitzkrieg area
    coaler: nine gov rating to low need to wait.

    ***coalerhas left #international_diplomacy

    *** saDDAm has joined #international_diplomacy

    buSH: hey saDy, give us weapons, give us tribute or we invade
    saDDam: we got nothing our techtree soks
    buSH: ya right we saw you plaster your internal revolt
    saDDam: big mistake hit wrong key. no money no tech
    buSH: let us send units in to see, share your map with us
    SaDDam: right do I Iook stupid, you see what I have then rush me
    ***SaDDAm left #international_diplomacy

    *** buSH has joined channel #unilateralism

    bagDadBob: we winning buSH soks
    buSH: look east, look west, look south, look in the middle your captial.
    BagDadBob: WTF where they come from, cheat you haked the game, where you get that hak

    ***iraq has been eliminated

    *** bagDadBob has left the channel.

    buSH: awesome we rule mission accomplished!
    ***buSH cheers
    ***buSH does a dance

    ****GENgarner has joined #occupation
    ****GENgarner has left #occupation
    ****pBremer has joinded #occupation
    pBremer: cool I have palaces
    *** zarCOWI has joined #occupation

    zarCOWI: we have bombs.
    pBremer: us too
    zarCOWI: we strap ours to women and childern
    pBremer: WTF, sh** you crazy
    **** pBremer has disconnected
    ****pBremer has rejoined #occupation
    pBremer: d**** power need to get that fixed

    ***zarCOWI has developed IDE
    ***US units capture saDDAM
    ***saDDAM joins prison channel

    *** msm has joined #press

    msm: look, I found bad pictures gross out. people being tortured I thought this game was rated for everyone need to report to hilliary and company
    zarCOWI: buSH soks.
    buSH: great now the rating police are going to shut the game down.
    |TG-12th| asch


    • #3
      Re: If World War II Was an RTS

      Hahaha that new one is good.


      • #4
        Re: If World War II Was an RTS

        For some reason, this made me think of . so then I went to And then suddenly it was an hour later. I blame you Asch.


        • #5
          Re: If World War II Was an RTS

          Wow. I posted this a couple days ago here but got no responses. Guess I'm just too bleeding edge. :row__534:


          • #6
            Re: If World War II Was an RTS

            I thought that was just, FREAKING AWESOME!

            Great stuff!


            • #7
              Re: If World War II Was an RTS

              Originally posted by rs_al
              so then I went to
              I never knew this existed....LMAO!

              i BLAME you rs_al...and my boss will too!



              • #8
                Re: If World War II Was an RTS

                Originally posted by Dirt013
                I never knew this existed...
                Where have YOU been?


                • #9
                  Re: If World War II Was an RTS

                  I love you al...that site rocks!
                  HAHAHAHA! check this one!




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