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    A man in Newfoundland calls his son in Calgary two days before
    Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you
    that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

    Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

    We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.
    We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so
    you call your sister in Vancouver and tell her."

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone!! "No
    way they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

    She calls Newfoundland immediately and screams at her father, "You
    are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there!! I'm
    calling my brother back, and we'll both be there by tomorrow. Until then,
    don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and she hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife." Okay," he
    says,they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way.

    I do what I can.

    cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.

  • #2
    just goes to show you should never trust your parents.
    And god said "LET THERE BE HALF-LIFE!" and so it was...


    • #3
      Heh. Thats something I'd do if I ever had kids. :D
      I am the one, I am the zero, I am your low resolution hero.




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