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  • It's a hard job but someone has to do it

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...901570_pf.html

    Recruits Sought for Porn Squad

    By Barton Gellman
    Washington Post Staff Writer
    Tuesday, September 20, 2005; A21

    The FBI is joining the Bush administration's War on Porn. And it's looking for a few good agents....
    Maybe TG could support this national objective by doing some recon? Ask not what your country can do for you, be more specific: ask "can I get the Federal Government to pay me to surf porn?"

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    Re: It's a hard job but someone has to do it

    Originally posted by leejo
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...901570_pf.html



    Maybe TG could support this national objective by doing some recon? Ask not what your country can do for you, be more specific: ask "can I get the Federal Government to pay me to surf porn?"
    Will they know it when they see it? :row__577:

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    • #3
      Re: It's a hard job but someone has to do it

      Considering the massive amount of absolutely disgusting pornography out there, I would pass on this job.

      I can only pray for the poor bastards who work at current surfcontrol companies.

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      • #4
        Re: It's a hard job but someone has to do it

        I bet it's pretty easy to spot the people on the pron team what with their divining rod trousers. I bet they get a wide berth in the hallways too.

        But this is just another example of government waste in my mind. They should outsource it. Let prisoners do it for $1/day....say, the roomates of certain especially naughty people like Kozlowski, Padilla, Peterson, Hacking, pedophiles, etc.

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        • #5
          Re: It's a hard job but someone has to do it

          Those people who would need a wide berth in hallways arn't the people that are going to be working for the FBI, they'll be the ones the FBI is cuffing and investigating.


          I assume they're looking for kiddie porn and smut. I for one would need an insane amount of money to take that job, and massive amounts of drugs to erase what I saw at the office.
          I'm not the Killer Man...
          I'm the Killer Man's son...
          But I'll do the killing...
          Until the Killer Man comes...

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          • #6
            Re: It's a hard job but someone has to do it

            That's not what the article says.
            The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.
            Now a goat cannot provide documentation that he or she is of legal age and cannot affirm his or her consent. But adults can, and adults do. So many, in fact, that the FBI may well find itself running into a powerful lobby pretty soon. No, not the porn industry, which IS after all larger than all professional sports combined (and more popular I'd guess): I mean the hotel industry and the cable industry. Time Warner makes money off porn. Them's big fish and they know how to play the game.

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            • #7
              Re: It's a hard job but someone has to do it

              "The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults."

              I'm guilty of assuming and I made an ass out of myself.

              :D

              I'll take job, even with minimum wage!
              I'm not the Killer Man...
              I'm the Killer Man's son...
              But I'll do the killing...
              Until the Killer Man comes...

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              • #8
                Re: It's a hard job but someone has to do it

                "Based on a review of past successful cases in a variety of jurisdictions," the memo said, the best odds of conviction come with pornography that "includes bestiality, urination, defecation, as well as sadistic and masochistic behavior." No word on the universe of other kinks that helps make porn a multibillion-dollar industry.
                :row__689:

                No, it is indeed the bad kind of porn. Worst job ever.

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                • #9
                  Re: It's a hard job but someone has to do it

                  *waits for all the adolescent responses about how sick it is, while in the other browser they try and fill out a job application, only to find that its harder to dupe the FBI about your real age than it is to dupe porn sites*

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                  • #10
                    Re: It's a hard job but someone has to do it

                    Originally posted by leejo
                    I bet it's pretty easy to spot the people on the pron team what with their divining rod trousers. I bet they get a wide berth in the hallways too.

                    But this is just another example of government waste in my mind. They should outsource it. Let prisoners do it for $1/day....say, the roomates of certain especially naughty people like Kozlowski, Padilla, Peterson, Hacking, pedophiles, etc.
                    That's an idea. Good 1.
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                    • #11
                      Re: It's a hard job but someone has to do it

                      Originally posted by leejo
                      Now a goat cannot provide documentation that he or she is of legal age and cannot affirm his or her consent.
                      "I swear, her eartag said she was 3!"
                      [squadl]
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