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  • Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

    For some reason this headline caught my eye: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...rsesex19m.html

    Once again the republicans are attempting to trample civil liberties:
    In the wake of the man's death (by horse-sex. Way to make momma proud!), State Sen. Pam Roach, R-Auburn, has said she plans to draft legislation making bestiality illegal in Washington.
    But if you criminalize beastiality, then only criminals will have sex with animals!

    What the hell is going ON??? Teachers and priests having sex with children? Old MacDonald is a pimp? My wife won't let me buy a BMW? JESUS!!!!!

    The old Spinal Tap song comes to mind:
    Working on a sex farm
    Trying to raise some hard love
    Getting out my pitch fork
    Poking your hay

    Scratching in your henhouse
    Sniffing at your feedbag
    Slipping out your back door
    Leaving my spray

    Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
    Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
    Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

    Working on a sex farm
    Hosing down your barn door
    Bothering you livestock
    They know what I need

    Working up a hot sweat
    Crouching in your pea patch
    Plowing through your beanfield
    Planting my seed

    Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
    Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
    Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

    Working on a sex farm
    Trying to raise some hard love
    Getting out my pitch fork
    Poking your hay

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    Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

    The actions of this man in no way represent the other peoples of Washington state. His doings are his own and do not correspond or relate to that of the sane members of the Washington state society.

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    • #3
      Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

      Sure sure. I knew you guys loved the spotted owl but I didn't know you LOVED the spotted owl!

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      • #4
        Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

        I used to live in seattle, and we don't really recognize the enumclaw and renton area peoples as part of Washington state! LOL


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        • #5
          Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

          Sorry to get serious about this, but the dead guy's brother is upset that the guy running the sex farm isn't being busted for anything more than trespassing. The brother wants to see the guy get at least a year, he said...

          OK, your brother dies because he had sex with a horse that was a little more than he could handle, and you want someone ELSE to go to jail for it? I don't get it...
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          • #6
            Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

            Originally posted by CingularDuality
            Sorry to get serious about this, but the dead guy's brother is upset that the guy running the sex farm isn't being busted for anything more than trespassing. The brother wants to see the guy get at least a year, he said...

            OK, your brother dies because he had sex with a horse that was a little more than he could handle, and you want someone ELSE to go to jail for it? I don't get it...
            And he was on the receiving END.....no sympathy.
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            • #7
              Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

              Hey if you're gonna do a little pitching you gotta do a little catchin.

              Dude probably said "can I be on top" and the horse said "neigh."

              Thank you thank you. I'll be here all week. Enjoy your lunch.

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              • #8
                Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

                Lunch.....................after reading that and what you said leejo lunch is the least on my mind. Thanks :(

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                • #9
                  Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

                  Why? Are you horny? :row__587:

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                  • #10
                    Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

                    Umm.

                    If you get killed cause you're having sexual intercouse with a horse (A horse, of course!)... especially when the genders aren't even supposed to mix (Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the homosexuals. It is, well... a man [nor a woman] were made to have the male anatomy of a horse driven into their rear), I can't say I have too much sympathy. </run-on sentence>

                    EDIT: If that somehow offends anyone in any way, I apologize. I do not mean to. I know some gay men (who are my friends, even) and some horses too, and like them as friends. But they are never to mix.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

                      Originally posted by leejo
                      Why? Are you horny? :row__587:
                      Heh heh...i think Leejo is looking for some company! :D:D:D

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                      • #12
                        Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

                        Originally posted by Diceman
                        Heh heh...i think Leejo is looking for some company! :D:D:D
                        Why do you think he keeps starting the bestiality threads? :icon_eek:
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                        • #13
                          Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

                          I keep starting bestiality threads because crazy people keep throwing down with barnyard animals and the press keeps covering it.

                          Sure, I may keep a small herd of goats for recreational purposes. Sure I may have a collection of "Baaaa" magazines. Sure I may belong to the alt.txt.farmerinthedell newsgroup.

                          Pure coincidence!

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                          • #14
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                            Coincidence....................................... .........I THINK NOT!!!

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                            • #15
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                              actually I'm planning to launch my political career on a firm anti-bestiality platform and am increasing public awareness of this critical issue.

                              Think of the children!

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