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  • Small Town Misfit

    This is a humourous website that takes interesting police blots from small town newspapers:

    An example:

    "700 block of River, 8:31 a.m., two children were seen walking down the road. Officers found the children and returned them to their mother. The children said they were going down the road to 'see the real princess.'"

    Fun stuff, SFW.
    ~~ Veritas simplex oratio est ~~
    No matter how far a wizard goes, he will always come back for his hat. --T. Pratchett

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    Re: Small Town Misfit

    Intent to Smother
    Posted on October 28th, 2005

    Erie County, NY
    A boyfriend was threatening his girlfriend on Wellington and told her he would cover her car in peanut butter and jelly, if she continued to speak to her ex-boyfriend. In an effort to calm the boy down, officers said they would charge him with unlawful use of a condiment with intent to smother. Under medical advisement, he was committed to ECMC.

    This one is my favorite; mainly because I always threaten Beth with ideas of covering her in whipped cream, or peanut butter and jelly.

    This one is pretty funny too- OWNED
    A Depew woman who lost her cell phone called the number to try to get her property back. When she tried her voice mail, she found the greeting had been changed to someone enthusiastically saying “Boo-ya” and that they’re keeping the phone.
    Last edited by .143 Beth©; 10-28-2005, 01:05 PM. Reason: ADDED INFO




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