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    http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html

    We'll spend time and resources to make penguins lose weight. In the winter. When extra weight actually helps them survive.

    Can't have Fatty McFatfat penguins now, can we?
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    Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

    You underestimate the possible military applications of an army of adonis penguin glacial warriors. You really expect a flabby penguin to haul a ten-pound whimsically painted ballistic missile around Gotham city?
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    • #3
      Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

      What? This thread isn't about WoW?
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      • #4
        Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

        Originally posted by Wyzcrak
        What? This thread isn't about WoW?
        Funny, I'm certain this thread is about NATURAL SELECTION. :row__577:

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          Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

          *phew* hooo!

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            Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

            oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

            Niiice, Mateo. Niiice.
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            Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Zephyr: Apophis is clearly a highly sophisticated self-aware AI construct that runs on a highly modified toaster oven in Wyzcrak's basement.

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            • #7
              Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

              Haven't we killed enough humans by presenting the idea that fat = bad?
              RAWGRLRLRLRRLGLRL!!!

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              • #8
                Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

                You guys got something against penguins?
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                • #9
                  Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

                  Originally posted by Steel_Penguin
                  You guys got something against penguins?
                  Ordinarily, I wouldn't take any backtalk from birds. But this guy is made of steel. That could hurt.

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                  • #10
                    Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

                    Originally posted by SmokingTarpan
                    http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html

                    We'll spend time and resources to make penguins lose weight. In the winter. When extra weight actually helps them survive.

                    Can't have Fatty McFatfat penguins now, can we?
                    Its ok, pretty soon we will have melted the icecaps completely and they will have to adapt to a tropical Arctic climate (or is it Antarctic? my penguin knowledgebase is quite slim.) I vote that they should also be shaved and issued RayBans and chilled cocktails to prepare them for this eventuality.



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                    • #11
                      Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

                      Penguins are Antarctic.. stupid coke commerc ials are making everyone stupid.. polar bears and penguins don't live ANYWHERE near eachother.

                      YOu thought people around the world would do smart things.. oh boy.. i got a book you need to read .. "The Darwin Awards" read that and your whole view of humaity changes... we should leave the penguins alone b4 they get really mad and kick our arses!

                      My gf is mad cuz i bought a penguin shower curtain to match my penguin shower radio and towels..

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                      • #12
                        Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

                        Originally posted by lokka
                        Penguins are Antarctic.. stupid coke commerc ials are making everyone stupid.. polar bears and penguins don't live ANYWHERE near eachother.
                        Who mentioned polar bears? Shaving a polar bear would just be silly although they would look cooler than penguins if they both sported wrap arounds.



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                        • #13
                          Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

                          Japan's Winter is a joke with its whole nation surrounded by sea water. Penguins will be fine. :icon40:

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                          • #14
                            Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

                            Soon you will feel the wrath or my penguin army. Penguins have been discriminated against long enough and it's time we rise up and overthrow our homo sapien overlords. I have outfitted my ranks with head lasers and we attack at dawn.

                            Viva la (how do you say penguin in spanish?) revolution!!!
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                            • #15
                              Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail

                              pinguino i believe...lets just hope there is some sort of slippery slope which requires basic balance to traverse between us. That should stop the pinguino hordes.



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