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    A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in
    a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the
    guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"

    The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."

    "I got one too ... see?" the Texan says.

    "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

    "You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.

    "Why, actually, yes, I do."

    "I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.

    The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says,
    "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"

    The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"

    "Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies. The light
    turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls
    is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing
    shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.

    About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and
    drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas
    plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his
    Rolls up next to it.

    The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat
    awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on
    the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
    (It's OK, the joke is CLEAN)

    The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.
    The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"

    "Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?"

    "Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."

    The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT
    I do what I can.

    cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.


  • #2
    lmaa

    joke is clean.... shower... I get it!

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    • #3
      The joke should read THE man in Texas driving a VW beetle.

      'Cept maybe in Dallas where they have lots of men who "drive beetles". This must be a Dallas story.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by leejo
        The joke should read THE man in Texas driving a VW beetle.

        'Cept maybe in Dallas where they have lots of men who "drive beetles". This must be a Dallas story.
        HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA

        You are SO right.

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