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  • My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

    Maybe it is a Guinea Pig or a Hamster....I don't know. My wife calls it a ****zu. I call it all kinds of names when it gets underfoot, which is often. I have kept it dry for fear of it replicating exponentially!



    Hudson.




    On of our cats (Tabitha) is checking the rodent out. She is probably wondering if she could eat it in one bite. This is the same cat that eats anything from wood blinds to 18 inch long shoelaces. That last one darn near killed her.





    The rat is probably looking for a nipple on our female dog (Molly).

    "Umm Deputy these aren't my pants" - Common alarm cry of the North American Crackhead
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    Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

    awwww, aren't Mogwai the cutest!!

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    • #3
      Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

      Is that what that is? I was thinking it was a genetically altered Ewok.
      "Umm Deputy these aren't my pants" - Common alarm cry of the North American Crackhead
      [tg-c1][ma-c1][defense]

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      • #4
        Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

        it blocked out the ****zu part.....kind of funny....and they make traps for those you know...
        that sounds like a good idea trooper.
        -Vulcan

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        • #5
          Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

          Arizona?


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          • #6
            Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

            Yeah, apparently there is a breeder in Prescott
            "Umm Deputy these aren't my pants" - Common alarm cry of the North American Crackhead
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            • #7
              Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

              Don't feed it after midnight.
              [squadl]
              "I am the prettiest african-american, vietnamese..cong..person." -SugarNCamo

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              • #8
                Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

                Originally posted by SmokingTarpan
                Don't feed it after midnight.
                Perfect!

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                • #9
                  Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

                  Originally posted by SmokingTarpan
                  Don't feed it after midnight.
                  You beat me to it ;*)
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                  • #10
                    Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

                    Its so cute

                    You wanna trade animals?
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                    • #11
                      Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

                      Originally posted by SmokingTarpan
                      Don't feed it after midnight.
                      Don't get it wet.
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                      • #12
                        Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

                        apparently the Mogwai reference was too obscure...damn...I had faith in you people!!!

                        Mogwai = cute and cuddly creatures

                        Gremlin = mean and nasty creatures

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                        • #13
                          Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

                          Mogwai = indie/post rock band also

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                          • #14
                            Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

                            Originally posted by Coridon
                            apparently the Mogwai reference was too obscure...damn...I had faith in you people!!!
                            I got it. I just wanted to make sure people didn't forget the most important rule.
                            [squadl]
                            "I am the prettiest african-american, vietnamese..cong..person." -SugarNCamo

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                            • #15
                              Re: My wife went to AZ and all I got was a rat

                              I don't like ****zus either. They're too small. My grandparents have one and I always feel like I'm gonna kill the thing because it keeps walking under me or lays down right behind before I back up.

                              I hope you weren't trying to imply anything negative about Arizona with the title of this thread, otherwise Bubba, Drizzid, and myself are gonna come get you. ;)
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