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    Nudity invalidates marriage

    According to the religious edict issued by Rashad Hassan Khalil, a former dean of Al-Azhar University's faculty of Sharia (or Islamic law), "being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage".
    Apparently Islam requires that the ladies have heels and stockings on, while the guys must wear a cowboy hat and some atheletic socks. Surprisingly, gum counts as clothing under this ruling.

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    Re: Islam: the religion of funk

    Well apparently it does in that guy's opinion. I seriously doubt that this will be accepted as truth by the majority of the Islamic community. Such silliness... ;)
    |TG|Delta_Swift

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    • #3
      Re: Islam: the religion of funk

      Originally posted by leejo
      Nudity invalidates marriage



      Apparently Islam requires that the ladies have heels and stockings on, while the guys must wear a cowboy hat and some atheletic socks. Surprisingly, gum counts as clothing under this ruling.
      Just goes to show: Islam has morons interpreting their Holy texts too.

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        Re: Islam: the religion of funk

        What about chaps? Can I just wear those? Or maybe my waders!

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          Re: Islam: the religion of funk

          Either is fine. A tool belt also works.

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            Re: Islam: the religion of funk

            Originally posted by TG_Mateo
            Just goes to show: Islam has morons interpreting their Holy texts too.
            Hah! I was trying to find the words to say that, but I couldn't find them. I concur, sir!
            |TG|Delta_Swift

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              Re: Islam: the religion of funk

              Originally posted by Strag
              What about chaps? Can I just wear those? Or maybe my waders!
              Ewwwww, negative rep for the nightmares! :D

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                Re: Islam: the religion of funk

                During the live televised debate, Islamic scholar Abdel Muti dismissed the fatwa: "Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy."
                Of course.
                Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

                snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

                Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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                  Re: Islam: the religion of funk

                  Originally posted by JMJ
                  Ewwwww, negative rep for the nightmares! :D
                  Chaps for the win!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Islam: the religion of funk

                    Originally posted by TG_Mateo
                    Just goes to show: Islam has morons interpreting their Holy texts too.
                    :D

                    [conduct][volun][drill][sg-c1][tpf-c1]
                    |TG-2nd|munchkin
                    Nec aspera terrent.

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                      Re: Islam: the religion of funk

                      Originally posted by Strag
                      Chaps for the win!
                      Buttless Chaps, you mean.


                      Originally posted by TG_Mateo
                      Just goes to show: Islam has morons interpreting their Holy texts too.
                      Its funny, Christians and Muslims both hate Jews, but both came from Judaism. Its a known fact Jesus was Jewish and Abraham is considered a prophet to Muslims as well as christians.
                      War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling that thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety is a miserable creature, who has no chance at being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. -- John Stuart Mill--

                      "O xein angellein lakedaimoniois hoti tede keimetha tois keinon rhemasi peithomenoi"- Monument, Thermopylae

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                        Re: Islam: the religion of funk

                        Originally posted by Strag
                        Chaps for the win!
                        I believe you meant "teh win!"
                        |TG|Delta_Swift

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                        • #13
                          Re: Islam: the religion of funk

                          Originally posted by Leonidas
                          Its a known fact Jesus was Jewish
                          Anybody seen this movie? I've got the DVD on back order and am curious to see what they claim.
                          Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

                          snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

                          Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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                          • #14
                            Re: Islam: the religion of funk

                            Originally posted by Delta_Swift
                            I believe you meant "teh win!"
                            "Your base are belong to us!" The stuff of legends.

                            Originally posted by ScratchMonkey
                            Anybody seen this movie? I've got the DVD on back order and am curious to see what they claim.
                            Nope, I've never seen it. Sounds interesting, I can probably enjoy it more since I'm an atheist.
                            War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling that thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety is a miserable creature, who has no chance at being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. -- John Stuart Mill--

                            "O xein angellein lakedaimoniois hoti tede keimetha tois keinon rhemasi peithomenoi"- Monument, Thermopylae

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                            • #15
                              Re: Islam: the religion of funk

                              Originally posted by Leonidas
                              Its funny, Christians and Muslims both hate Jews, but both came from Judaism. Its a known fact Jesus was Jewish and Abraham is considered a prophet to Muslims as well as christians.
                              Jesus is also a prophet in Islam, but not the son of God. Mohammed is the last propet, I believe.

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