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  • England Raises Security Level - Sort of

    I am sure this has been around in the past but a search of "miffed" and "peeved" brough me a zero here.





    The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert l! level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

    It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
    "Umm Deputy these aren't my pants" - Common alarm cry of the North American Crackhead
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    Re: England Raises Security Level - Sort of

    Haha! That was good! :D
    |TG|Delta_Swift

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    • #3
      Re: England Raises Security Level - Sort of

      +rep that is perfect...like you did a search!..lol
      that sounds like a good idea trooper.
      -Vulcan

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      • #4
        Re: England Raises Security Level - Sort of

        After "A bit cross" comes the dreaded "Sticky Wicket" alert level. Shudder in fear!

        [conduct][volun][drill][sg-c1][tpf-c1]
        |TG-2nd|munchkin
        Nec aspera terrent.

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        • #5
          Re: England Raises Security Level - Sort of

          thanks guys. I just wanted to lighten things up a bit.


          And yes, I did do a search. :p
          "Umm Deputy these aren't my pants" - Common alarm cry of the North American Crackhead
          [tg-c1][ma-c1][defense]

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          • #6
            Re: England Raises Security Level - Sort of

            Absolutely hilarious. Gave me a good chuckle. Especially liked: "Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666."



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            • #7
              Re: England Raises Security Level - Sort of

              Our greens, blues, purples, and reds seem dull by comparison :(

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