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    Conan O'Brien wanted to know what countries watch his show, but had no way to figure out which ones were watching without insulting them. With an insult, people of that country would write in to complain and so Conan would find out, say if someone from Cameroon was watching.

    Well, here is the list of countries and the lines used to drive Conan's mailbox.

    http://conan.kary.ca/

  • #2
    Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

    That's good stuff, Lucky. I'm definitely a Conan fan.

    Marshall Islands
    To write a joke about your country, we Googled it. No results were found.

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    • #3
      Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

      I love it! :D
      |TG|Delta_Swift

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      • #4
        Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

        For some reason Grenada make me laugh the most.

        Grenada
        When you're at the end of a grueling fifteen-hour day peeling the husks off nutmeg, remember this: without you, the world would have to sprinkle its eggnog with cinnamon
        Peace through fear... since 1947!

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        • #5
          Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

          The one for Canada wins.
          [volun2]
          NS Game Officer. TF2 Admin. BF2 Admin / Scripter. PM with issues.
          Tempus: Pokerface is nailing it right on the head. Everyone who is arguing against him is simply arguing against reality.
          <anmuzi> it is not permitted to have privacy or anonymity
          <LazyEye> yeah when I play on TG the server digs though my trash

          Arm yourself with knowledge: TG NS TF2 BF2

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          • #6
            Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

            :icon_lol:

            South Korea
            Your biggest natural resource is coal, which gives dog a nice, smokey flavour.

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            • #7
              Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

              Originally posted by Pokerface
              The one for Canada wins.
              Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Super Size Me filmed in the US? :D
              Peace through fear... since 1947!

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              • #8
                Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

                Conan's from Canada, right? :p
                |TG|Delta_Swift

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                • #9
                  Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

                  Originally posted by Delta_Swift
                  Conan's from Canada, right? :p
                  You wish.
                  Peace through fear... since 1947!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

                    No, he's from Montana.

                    Dave Letterman's band leader is from Canada. So is Pat Sajak and we keep hoping that Michael Moore will move there.

                    Lucky Shot

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                    • #11
                      Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

                      And Zib.
                      [volun2]
                      NS Game Officer. TF2 Admin. BF2 Admin / Scripter. PM with issues.
                      Tempus: Pokerface is nailing it right on the head. Everyone who is arguing against him is simply arguing against reality.
                      <anmuzi> it is not permitted to have privacy or anonymity
                      <LazyEye> yeah when I play on TG the server digs though my trash

                      Arm yourself with knowledge: TG NS TF2 BF2

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                      • #12
                        Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

                        I like Ethiopia's the best :)

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                        • #13
                          Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

                          this is great!! it's like a nice bag of snacks in your drawer... pull a few out every once in a while when you need a laugh!!

                          just read a few more and nearly woke my kid laughing out loud at these:

                          Guyana
                          The Eskimos have sixty words for "snow." The Guyanans have eighty words for "dysentery."

                          Haiti
                          You just celebrated two hundred years of independence. Congratulations. Now make a wish and blow out your burning pile of tires.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

                            an awful lot of the jokes are life expectancy jokes though.
                            a.k.a. NinjaPirateAssassin
                            Celibacy is not Hereditary.
                            Everybody should believe in something - I believe I'll have another drink.
                            Happiness is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
                            Flying is easy, Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Conan Hates my Homeland...

                              Not this one!

                              Belgium: The only European country to never successfully invade Belgium.

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