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    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

    He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

    Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

    "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

    They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

    "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

    "No, " she replies. . . . . "








    She says:

    "You just happened to catch my eye."
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  • #2
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    we need a cheesy rep button, lol
    that sounds like a good idea trooper.
    -Vulcan

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    • #3
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      *groan*
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      • #4
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        You just creeped me out big time right now p8...
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        • #5
          Re: Two People meet..

          Originally posted by aeroripper
          You just creeped me out big time right now p8...
          ROFLMAO.. right on..
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          • #6
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            da dum dum chhhhhhhhhh!
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            • #7
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              bannination for extreme cheesiness!!!! :p

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              • #8
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                Bannition

                \Ban*ni"tion\, n. [LL. bannitio. See Banish.] The act of expulsion. [Obs.] --Abp. Laud.
                that sounds like a good idea trooper.
                -Vulcan

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                • #9
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                  No, it's BANNINATION!

                  To BANNINATE.
                  Peace through fear... since 1947!

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                  • #10
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                    o come on, i cant spell and i knew that was wrong.
                    that sounds like a good idea trooper.
                    -Vulcan

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                    • #11
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                      LOL What is cheesier the joke or the Burger King commercials....

                      ROFLMAO



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