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A man visits Tibet on a religious pilgrimage, and as he arrives at the small hamlet that he will be staying in, he is greeted by one of the elders of the village. The elder bows to him, and begins to give the man a tour of the village.
"Here," the elder explained, "we have the town's well. You may drink as much water from this well as you like, it is pure and clean."
Next the elder showed the man where he would sleep. He explained that the guest would be expected to rise with the sun. Finally the elder showed his guest into a tent in the back, that had nothing but a llama. The elder looked at the young man, pausing slightly.
Then, he began to explain, "This, young man, is the town llama. If you get uncontrollable desires, she can be very helpful." The guest hid his open shock and revolt, and simply acknowledged and thanked the elder for his services.
Time went by, and sure enough, the guest eventually started having desires. He tried to fight them, but as two months passed, he simply lost control, and made his way to the llama tent.
The elder happened to be walking into the llama tent just before the guest started to do his business, and screamed, "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING!?!?"
At a loss, the man stammered, "I...I... I.. thought you said.."
"NO! You're supposed to take the llama to town and find a woman, you freak!"
"Who put the fun in dysfunctional? I." - Aesop Rock
"Cuz you can choose to say 'Good morning, God! =)' or 'Good God, morning! =(" - Blackalicious