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  • Ahh, the good `ole days:

    Ahh, the good `ole days:

    A computer was something on TV
    From a science fiction show of note
    A window was something you hated to clean
    And ram was the cousin of a goat.
    Meg was the name of my girlfriend
    And gig was a job for the nights
    Now they all mean different things
    And that really mega bites.
    An application was for employment
    A program was a TV show
    A curser used profanity
    A keyboard was a piano.
    Memory was something that you lost with age
    A CD was a bank account
    And if you had a 3 inch floppy
    You hoped nobody found out.
    Compress was something you did to the garbage
    Not something you did to a file.
    And if you unzipped anything in public
    You'd be in jail for awhile.
    Log on was adding wood to the fire
    Hard drive was a long trip on the road
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
    And a back up happened to your commode.
    Cut you did with a pocket knife.
    Paste you did with glue
    A web was a spider's home
    And a virus was the flu.
    I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
    And the memory in my head
    I do what I can.

    cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.


  • #2
    thasts quite good

    specially the 3 inch floppy..... tut tut riyker were you the model for that inspiration.lol


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    • #3
      :D
      New to TG?

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      • #4
        :D Very Funny

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