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    I'll see your Cynthia McKinney and raise you one Brian J. Doyle 'Using A Computer To Seduce A Child'.

    My favorite part (other than Rep. McKinney's perpetual irish setter impression) is the part about Doyle being told by the "14 year old girl" (actually an undercover cop) that "she" was undergoing treatment for her leukemia, and replying in the very next sentence with graphic details of the sexual acts he wanted to do to her.

    I imagine it went

    Girl: I don't feel very good. The chemotherapy drugs I'm taking make me feel weak and nauseated.
    Doyle: Wait 'till you see my (beep). I'm gonna beat that (beeep) up.

    Maybe the first official use of the "Yin Yang Twins" defense.

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    Re: Hey little boy, wanna see my water-cooling system?

    Welcome to America

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    • #3
      Re: Hey little boy, wanna see my water-cooling system?

      Welcome to humanity.

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        Re: Hey little boy, wanna see my water-cooling system?

        Oh Sh**, I'm on the wrong planet.
        ~~ Veritas simplex oratio est ~~
        No matter how far a wizard goes, he will always come back for his hat. --T. Pratchett

        <---- You know you're getting old when you rely on your forum meta-data to remind you how old you are.

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          Re: Hey little boy, wanna see my water-cooling system?

          My least favorite part (the whole thing is my least favorite part) is that Brian Doyle was the deputy press secretary for the Dept. of Homeland Security.

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            Re: Hey little boy, wanna see my water-cooling system?

            Originally posted by leejo
            I'll see your Cynthia McKinney and raise you one Brian J. Doyle 'Using A Computer To Seduce A Child'.

            My favorite part (other than Rep. McKinney's perpetual irish setter impression) is the part about Doyle being told by the "14 year old girl" (actually an undercover cop) that "she" was undergoing treatment for her leukemia, and replying in the very next sentence with graphic details of the sexual acts he wanted to do to her.

            I imagine it went

            Girl: I don't feel very good. The chemotherapy drugs I'm taking make me feel weak and nauseated.
            Doyle: Wait 'till you see my (beep). I'm gonna beat that (beeep) up.

            Maybe the first official use of the "Yin Yang Twins" defense.
            Hey, I'm Beep and I resent being dragged in this...:icon20:
            Beep


            Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - (Isaac Asimov)

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            • #7
              Re: Hey little boy, wanna see my water-cooling system?

              The you shouldn't have picked such a filthy name.:icon19:

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