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    Some of you may be familiar with his humor.. so you will know what I'm saying about this.

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    That is absolutely lovely. :P
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    • #3
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      Wow. That's just painful to read.
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      • #4
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        Now available on e-bay and shipping is only $79 with buy it now price of $499!
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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Bill Engvall
          Stupid people should have to wear a sign that says, "I'm Stupid."

          That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like...

          Excuse me...
          Oops, never mind.
          I didn't see your sign.

          *So my car broke down the other day, started smoking so I pulled on the side of the road. This guy pulls up and says "your car break down?" I said.. nope car wanted a cigarette break so i pulled over. Heres your sign!

          *It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor came over and said, "Hey, are you moving?"

          No sir. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a year to see how many boxes it takes.

          *A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine. We pulled his boat into the dock and I lifted up this big stringer of bass. And this idiot on the dock said, "Hey! Did y'all catch all them thar fish?"

          No Sir, we talked 'em into giving up.

          *I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was this guy that had invented a shark bite suit. And there was only one way to test it. All right, Bubba, you got that shark suit on, and everything looks good...

          Now you need to jump into this here pool of sharks so you can tell us if it hurts when they bite you. Well, all right, said Bubba... But hold my sign...

          *The last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walked out... He looked at my truck... He looked at me... And he said...

          Did your tire go flat on you?

          I couldn't resist... No sir, I was driving around just minding my own business and those other three tires just swelled right up on me!

          *I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my wild and impetuous youth. One day I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck under it and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed for help and eventually a local cop showed up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning...
          I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign until he said...

          Did your truck get stuck?
          I couldn't help myself...
          I looked at him...
          I looked at the rig...
          I looked back at him...
          And I said...
          No sir, I'm just hauling this bridge...

          *We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We got back to the house and he got out of the car... Then he reached down and grabbed the exhaust pipe...

          Ouch! That's hot! he said.
          Now see there...
          If he'd been wearing his sign, I might have thought to stop him.


          • #6
            Re: Here's your sign

            I got "Here's your sign" but I don't get what teh guy in the picture said he did. Anyone care to actually explain?


            • #7
              Re: Here's your sign

              looking at the bottom of your graphics card, you see the row of copper "pegs" if you will on it?...he cut those off so it would fit into a slot on if MB
              that sounds like a good idea trooper.


              • #8
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                LOL aren't those things that actually connect it to the board?


                • #9
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                  heres where that came from

                  that sounds like a good idea trooper.


                  • #10
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                    I thought the joke was that he bought a Dell.....


                    • #11
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                      It's kind of like a thousand jokes at once, compiled into something that is so stupid it hurts to read.


                      • #12
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                        Wow... A man like that shouldn't own such a nice card.
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