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  • W.O.W Jokes !

    Post them if ya got them ...lol

    night elf druid and a dwarf hunter!

    While riding one day a NE druid meets a Dwarf hunter riding along with a wolf and a sheep, and began a conversation.

    Druid: "Hey, nice wolf you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
    hunter: "Da wolf can't talk ya ninny!."
    druid: "Hey wolf, how's it goin'?"
    wolf: "Doin' all right."
    hunter: Look of utter shock!.
    druid, pointing at the hunter: "Is this dwarf hunter your owner?"
    wolf: "Yep ,not only that he is my best friend!. "
    druid: "How does he treat you?"
    wolf: "Real good. we hunt all day day, he feeds me great food, and takes me to undercity and lets me pick out some new bones!."
    hunter: Look of total disbelief.
    druid: "Mind if I talk to your ram?"
    druid: "me ram don't talk."
    hunter: "Hey ram, how's it going?"
    ram: "Cool."
    hunter: Extreme look of shock.
    druid, pointing at hunter again: "Is this your owner?"
    ram: "Yep."
    druid: "How's he treat you?"
    ram: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
    hunter: Total look of utter amazement.
    druid: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
    hunter: "Dat sheep is a #@$ %$#@ @#$%^%$ liar!"

  • #2
    Re: W.O.W Jokes !

    I don't think you really need to play WOW to get that joke lol.
    |TG| aschmack

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    • #3
      Re: W.O.W Jokes !

      Okay okay here's another one.

      A paladin walks down the street. Hahah, a paladin! Roll a warrior noob.

      :D

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      • #4
        Re: W.O.W Jokes !

        I've been collecting my WOW humor here:

        http://matureasskickers.net/wbb2/thr...threadid=11824

        Feel free to copy your favorites here.
        Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

        snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

        Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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        • #5
          Re: W.O.W Jokes !

          This one is a little risque, ...


          So there were these three women sitting around having lunch and partaking in some "girl talk", and they're discussing their husbands in relation to their "love" lives.

          So the first woman says, "My husband is a rogue, he does it from behind."

          The second woman says, "Well, my husband is a warrior, and he has lots of stamina."

          Then, the third woman says, "Well, my husband is a mage ... and for the record I hate polymorph."




          (For those of you who don't get it, polymorph is a mage spell which allows the caster to transform a being into a sheep for a short period of time. ;))

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          • #6
            Re: W.O.W Jokes !

            Holy Zeuss, Batman! :p

            Some of the shirts here are MMORPG-related:

            http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/
            http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/pennyarcade/

            Here's the one for rogues:

            http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/pennyarcade/741b/
            Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

            snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

            Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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            • #7
              Re: W.O.W Jokes !

              Baby, You Mean The World Of Warcraft To Me
              http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47492
              Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

              snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

              Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."

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