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    Received this from a retired military friend of mine. Have no idea if the quote is true or not but it sounds like something he would say.

    You gotta love Robin Williams......
    Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
    Williams to come up with the perfect
    plan. What we need now is for our
    UN Ambassador to stand up and
    Repeat this message.

    Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
    argue with this logic!)

    "I see a lot of people yelling for peace
    but I have not heard of a plan for
    peace. So, here's one plan."

    1) "The US will apologize to the world for our
    "interference" in their affairs, past &am p; present. You know, Hitler,
    Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those
    "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
    starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.
    They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
    allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
    together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
    remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom
    or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
    limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a
    terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
    yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
    to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11

    5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are
    the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back
    home baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort
    to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
    developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary
    drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope
    for a while.

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries
    $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
    They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
    wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in
    the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
    seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
    them is stolen or given
    to the army. The people who need
    it most get very little, if anything.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
    someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
    the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
    That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we
    speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a

    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer
    saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled
    masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

    As per Wyzcrak below this is not true. Thanks Wyz.
    Last edited by Bubba; 05-14-2006, 09:35 AM.

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    Re: Robin Williams' plan..

    Didn't read it. Went straight to, as I wish we all did.

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    • #3
      Re: Robin Williams' plan..

      Thanks Wyz. I was not put off by your directness. Did not know about My search resulted in nothing. Still like the train of thought though.

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      • #4
        Re: Robin Williams' plan..

        I always thought Wyz was Robin Williams...


        I read it through, but didn't think it sounded at all like Williams. Despite that, there are some nice thoughts there. Shame the real author didn't have the balls to take credit.


        • #5
          Re: Robin Williams' plan..

          I'm sure nobody in the US would mind losing trade opportunities with the other 19/20ths of the world. :icon_roll
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          • #6
            Re: Robin Williams' plan..

            It's a nice daydream, but at this point our economies are so tied together it's not possible to sever the relationships without significant impact on the global standard of living. Joe Sixpack has more Chinese-made electronics than the average Chinese. Take that away for 30 min and you'll have a revolt.


            • #7
              Re: Robin Williams' plan..

              Whenever you talk about trade with "other countries", remember that the issues are mostly the same with other States, and that part of the objective in founding the US was to eliminate those very trade barriers.

              Ask yourself how the economy would be different if the same trade barriers between the US and other countries also existed between States, Counties, and neighborhoods. Would you want to pay huge tariffs on goods that came from the next city, because they competed with similar goods manufactured in your own city?
              Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

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