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    ABBOT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
    COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking
    about buying a computer.
    ABBOT: Mac?
    COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou
    ABBOT: Your computer?
    COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
    ABBOT: Mac?
    COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou
    ABBOT: What about Windows?
    COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
    ABBOT: Do you want a computer with windows?
    COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
    ABBOT: Wallpaper.
    COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
    ABBOT: Software for windows?
    COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
    proposals, track expenses and run my business. What
    have you got?
    ABBOT: Office.
    COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
    ABBOT: I just did.
    COSTELLO: You just did what?
    ABBOT: Recommend something.
    COSTELLO: You recommended something?
    ABBOT: Yes.
    COSTELLO: For my office?
    ABBOT: Yes
    COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
    ABBOT: Office.
    COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
    ABBOT: I recommend office with windows.
    COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, let's just
    say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a
    proposal. What do I need?
    ABBOT: Word.
    COSTELLO: What word?
    ABBOT: Word in office.
    COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
    ABBOT: The word in office for windows.
    COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
    ABBOT: The word you get when you click the blue w.
    COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue w if you don't start with some
    straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies
    on the Internet?
    ABBOT: Yes, you want real one.
    COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of
    your business. Just tell me what I need!
    ABBOT: Real one.
    COSTELLO: if it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2,3&4. Can I
    watch them?
    ABBOT: Of course.
    COSTELLO: Great, with what?
    ABBOT: Real one.
    COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I
    ABBOT: You click the blue 1
    COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
    ABBOT: The blue 1.
    COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
    ABBOT: The blue 1 is Real one and the blue w is word.
    COSTELLO: What word?
    ABBOT: The word in office for windows.
    COSTELLO: But there's three words in office for windows!
    ABBOT: No, just one. but it's the most popular word in the world
    COSTELLO: It is?
    ABBOT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other words left. It
    pretty much wiped out all the other words out there.
    COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
    ABBOT: Real one has nothing to do with word. Real one isn't even part of
    COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial
    bookkeeping, you have anything I can track my money with?
    ABBOT: Money.
    COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
    ABBOT: Money.
    COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
    ABBOT: It comes bundled with your computer.
    COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer?
    ABBOT: Money
    COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
    ABBOT: Yes. No extra charge.
    COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
    ABBOT: One copy
    COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
    ABBOT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
    COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
    ABBOT: Why not, they own it.

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