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    It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news.
    Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
    community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
    and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy
    was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out
    to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
    California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
    Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered
    the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how
    much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
    later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very
    'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite
    being a little flaky at times he still, as a crusty old man, was
    considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife,
    Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one
    in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad Pop Tart. The
    funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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  • #2
    Re: A sad day, indeed....

    That is too funny!!! Good find..

    Last edited by FireMarshal; 02-28-2004, 03:42 PM.

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    • #3
      Re: A sad day, indeed....

      I suddenly want a pizza..

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      • #4
        Re: A sad day, indeed....

        That reminds me of this old one. Hope you all remember it or I will feel old as dirt.


        Birth of a Candy Bar


        It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss
        Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
        Fifth Avenue when I <Very funny, but not appropriate here.> Baby Ruth!
        Last edited by CingularDuality; 02-28-2004, 07:38 PM.
        WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

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        • #5
          Re: A sad day, indeed....

          Oh come on how is that offensive or not appropriate? It is talking about candy. There was nothing graphical said in it and there was no cussing or anything either.
          WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

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          • #6
            Re: A sad day, indeed....

            lmclao.. funny, way too funny

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            • #7
              Re: A sad day, indeed....

              Originally posted by DrDoom
              ...funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes...

              ROFL........ too funny

              should be this time
              ...funeral was held at 6:30pm til 6:00pm 2-31-04


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              • #8
                Re: A sad day, indeed....

                Originally posted by Sniper
                should be this time
                ...funeral was held at 6:30pm til 6:00pm 2-31-04
                You odviously did not get the humor of what was written...

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