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  • Never party with Emo Phillips

    Sure he might get you laid, but you might get your picture on the internet, too.

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    Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

    Relevant picture with obit. at bottom.

    Damn, leejo, that grossed me out D:
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    • #3
      Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

      Nice... really nice...

      Emo Philips is a reference to the haircut, I presume?

      I'm no doctor, but I suspect that this wouldn't have been the positive experience that these guys seemed to be expecting.
      Peace through fear... since 1947!

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      • #4
        Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

        Originally posted by icky View Post
        Emo Philips is a reference to the haircut, I presume?
        Si.

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        • #5
          Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

          Those are some sick [email protected]#!ers
          "Umm Deputy these aren't my pants" - Common alarm cry of the North American Crackhead
          [tg-c1][ma-c1][defense]

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          • #6
            Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

            Originally posted by Pickle View Post
            Those are some sick [email protected]#!ers
            Si.

            The whole matter of her being dead aside, that girl wouldn't resemble her pic very much. I've seen several motorcycle accident victims shortly after their accident - several of whom died of their injuries. They don't look so hot.

            This isn't to dwell too much on the wisdom or folly of their plan so much as it is to point out what sick, stupid, dumbass, ignit, what-Pickle-said dudes these fools be.

            And dude. Seriously. Lose the haircut.

            Her family must feel peachy.

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            • #7
              Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

              Originally posted by leejo View Post
              Her family must feel peachy.
              Likewise for his (theirs), although with a boy like that you might be fully desensitized already.
              Peace through fear... since 1947!

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              • #8
                Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

                OMG my friends would never let me live it down if my son did that. But as you say they'd have already been on me about the haircut, and, come to think of it, I'd have already been on him about it. HAIL DARK LORD OF THE 9TH GRADE or something similar every morning at breakfast until the hair got cut, and plenty of visits to grandpa too.

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                • #9
                  Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

                  his haircut's much more poseur goth than emo

                  just sayin'

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                  • #10
                    Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

                    More goth than this?

                    Peace through fear... since 1947!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

                      Did anyone get my pun?
                      "Umm Deputy these aren't my pants" - Common alarm cry of the North American Crackhead
                      [tg-c1][ma-c1][defense]

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                      • #12
                        Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

                        Originally posted by thebleakaffinity View Post
                        his haircut's much more poseur goth than emo

                        just sayin'
                        This begs the question, is poseur goth slightly less lame that actual goth?

                        Irregardless, it's good to know we have a resident expert. :D

                        @ Pickle: GROAN!!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

                          Wow. Really.

                          My questions are:

                          1) What else have these boys done in their lives? I mean, you don't make the jump to necrophilia without some incremental steps allong the way, do you? Not to mention, as others have said, she died in a horrific way and had been dead for almost a week. I don't think she would have been the "tasty dish" they were hoping for, so that at least makes me believe this was their first time going this far.

                          2) Couldn't you boys work together and get a cover story together beforehand? C'mon, the cop didn't even see the two guys digging; he just saw a car parked outside a cemetary, asked the driver what he was up to, and he melted and told the officer everything. Not "my friends are laying flowers on grandma's grave on the first anniversary of the date and time of her death" or nothin'. Just told him everything. At the very least he should've said his friends lost a bet and were forced to dig up a corpse.

                          You, sir, had better get clean cut and walk the straight and narrow because a life of crime is not in your future!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

                            Bleak, had you really never heard of Emo Phillips?
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                            Sources say the Dow Jones' decline is directly related to Dethklok front-man Nathan Explosion's constant deleting of potential new albums.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Never party with Emo Phillips

                              Originally posted by Switchcraft View Post
                              Bleak, had you really never heard of Emo Phillips?
                              I hadn't, but the internet saved me from my ignorance.
                              Peace through fear... since 1947!

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