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    Consumption of Liquor

    Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
    manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
    following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties
    of alcohol containers:
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
    wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
    like a retard.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
    tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
    think you can sing.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
    ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 in
    the morning.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
    logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without
    spitting.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
    inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
    you are tougher, smarter, faster and better-looking than most people.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
    are laughing WITH you.
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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    WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can
    tipe real gode.
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  • #2
    Re: Consumption of Liquor

    :icon_lol:

    I recently got an email with about 9 pics of "Why one shouldn't drink" .....I ought to post them...although a couple aren't exactly "forum-friendly" ;)

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    • #3
      Re: Consumption of Liquor

      Originally posted by phyllis
      :icon_lol:

      I recently got an email with about 9 pics of "Why one shouldn't drink" .....I ought to post them...although a couple aren't exactly "forum-friendly" ;)
      C'mon.....use a link and a warning....lets see em!

      Maybe a little too local, but:

      WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to indictments if trying out for the CU football team.
      New to TG?

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      • #4
        Re: Consumption of Liquor

        PM me an email addy, and I'll foreward it to you...my ISP hosting is for crapola....

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        • #5
          Re: Consumption of Liquor

          Originally posted by phyllis
          PM me an email addy, and I'll foreward it to you...my ISP hosting is for crapola....
          Okay, here they are....just a light warning...they're not too bad.

          http://img10.imageshack.us/my.php?lo...day_after7.jpg

          http://img1.imageshack.us/my.php?loc...day_after5.jpg

          http://img1.imageshack.us/my.php?loc...day_after4.jpg

          http://img1.imageshack.us/my.php?loc...day_after7.jpg

          http://img1.imageshack.us/my.php?loc...day_after2.jpg

          http://img8.imageshack.us/my.php?loc...Day_after1.jpg

          http://img8.imageshack.us/my.php?loc...ge=bild775.jpg

          http://img8.imageshack.us/my.php?loc...age=bild16.jpg
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