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    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2628444

    I like how he was arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. I'm pretty sure that diddling yourself while naked on a tree stump is confirmed exposure, heh. It's probably just the police lingo way of doing things, but still, funny.
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    Re: Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

    Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.
    I don't care who's lingo you're using... you don't remove a six-inch metal ANYTHING from your ass "without incident."
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      An awl in the can is worth two in the bush.

      Heyo!

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        Re: Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

        Originally posted by leejo View Post
        An awl in the can is worth two in the bush.

        Heyo!
        You should have your own show.
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          Re: Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

          I think I need a podcast. It could have a daily game called "count the non sequiturs" and Beatnik would always win. :D

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            Your ideas intrigue me. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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              No podcast for you!

              edit: damn I'd really have liked a strikethrough "soup" for that post. :)

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              • #8
                Re: Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

                ... AN AWL? Was he trying to puncture his intestines? Those things have very long thin points. You could shank someone through the heart with it, no problem.

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                  Re: Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

                  Originally posted by BloodMoney View Post
                  ... AN AWL? Was he trying to puncture his intestines? Those things have very long thin points. You could shank someone through the heart with it, no problem.
                  They smuggle those into jail houses for just that reason.
                  Oyee

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                  • #10
                    Re: Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

                    Originally posted by Black_V!per View Post
                    They smuggle those into jail houses for just that reason.
                    I thought those shivs were made in prison from parts of coat hangars sharpened on concrete and a handle made of cloth or tape.

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                      Shivs are made from anything they can make them from. My current favorite is people melting toothbrushes and molding them into plastic knives. I think that's genius.
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                        Re: Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

                        I bet they have some exquisitely clean hineys too!

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