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  • The right was right!

    Saw this on another site. You guys are so busted!

    Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control both houses of Congress, there's no reason not to admit it: the Right was right about us all along. Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new Congress:

    1. Mandatory homosexuality

    2. Drug-filled condoms in schools

    3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act

    4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses

    5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State

    6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein

    7. English language banned from all Federal buildings

    8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups

    9. All taxes to be tripled

    10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated

    11. On-demand welfare

    12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish

    13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems

    14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning

    15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8

    16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor

    17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery

    18. God to be mocked roundly

    19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN

    20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement

    21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy

    22. Texas returned to Mexico

    23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day

    24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore

    25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"

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    Re: The right was right!

    LOL. I could get on board with Celebrate Our Monkey Ancestors Day, although that does overlap with Roundly Mocking God.

    I could learn to live with the redundancy though. ;)
    Beatnik

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    • #3
      Re: The right was right!

      ROFL

      You forgot abortion burgers.

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      • #4
        Re: The right was right!

        Is it wrong of me to secretly wish sixteen of them would come to pass?
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        • #5
          Re: The right was right!

          I got robbed... I was told the abortion lottery would be monthly. :(
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          • #6
            Re: The right was right!

            Originally posted by Tempest View Post
            Is it wrong of me to secretly wish sixteen of them would come to pass?
            Sixteen???? I only count 3 or 4 that look supportable even for far leftists.

            I'd suggest not mentioning which sixteen... >.>

            Edit: After reviewing the list with an even-more-cynical-than-normal approach, I can get up to 7.

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            • #7
              Re: The right was right!

              It's a joke dude.
              Beatnik

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              • #8
                Re: The right was right!

                I for one am glad to see the list...

                I didn't know democrats knew what they wanted, I thought they were more like my wife, bitch all the time without any solutions or ideas. lol ;)
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                • #9
                  Re: The right was right!

                  I'm wholeheartedly in favor of #16, so long as we grind up the poor to be fed to cats. Which, of course, means more sweet & sour chicken for everyone.
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                  • #10
                    Re: The right was right!

                    Originally posted by SmokingTarpan View Post
                    I'm wholeheartedly in favor of #16, so long as we grind up the poor to be fed to cats. Which, of course, means more sweet & sour chicken for everyone.
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