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  • Mastercard Idea!

    I got this off an e-mail somebody sent me, and I thought I would share it with you guys. Its probably NSFW:)

    You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding thattook place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
    Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
    microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
    coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
    He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
    new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his
    deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
    from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
    party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
    them to open their envelope.Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with
    the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
    hired a private detective to tail them.After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
    of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned
    to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
    and said, "I'm outta here."
    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
    would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
    affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
    His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
    wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
    reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
    guy has balls the size of church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best man: Priceless

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's


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  • #2
    Re: Mastercard Idea!

    wow. id like to shake that mans hand. Well played.

    i knew i heard this mentiond before from many different venues
    that sounds like a good idea trooper.


    • #3
      Re: Mastercard Idea!

      Originally posted by Trooper[SNPR] View Post
      wow. id like to shake that mans hand. Well played.

      i knew i heard this mentiond before from many different venues


      • #4
        Re: Mastercard Idea!

        Ah, I still can remeber the time (around 450 B.C.) when marriage is a sign of true love and affection, a promise to love and take care of each other until the the day they cease to exist. Now it is nothing more than a can of cat food with a very short expiary date on it.

        "Till death do we part" meh.....It is more like "Till we found out who's cheating on who do we part to find ourselves a lawyer so we can spend countless amount of money to fight for that leaking garden hose"

        Fiction or not, that is the reality.
        Slow is Smooth. Smooth is Fast!


        • #5
          Re: Mastercard Idea!

          I liked the part where he had the photo's of them having "whoopy". Her dad must really think highly of her daughter now!
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