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  • Thank GOD for Taser's...

    ...and the proper use thereof:

    http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articleA...asergrease.php

    :D

    Incedentally, my dad's mom side of the family is from Westerville. Neat river town.
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  • #2
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    I'm thinkin' the kid is never going to get peace in any school he goes to ever again.. so how long until this shows up on U-toob?
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    • #3
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      Hehe, found his wiki page:

      http://www.xbox-linux.org/wiki/User:Taylor_Killian
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      • #4
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        This happened right across town from me. Pretty funny stuff. I didn't realize it was national news!

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        • #5
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          Here's a link with a video :D

          http://www.nbc4i.com/midwest/cmh/new...1-29-0001.html

          This kid is great, heh.

          Originally posted by students
          As Described by my classmates:

          Subject: The Streaker . . . .
          Body: I never thought that out of the four years of my high school career, I would ever be able to experience talking about a Streaker. Nonetheless, someone I've known since Middle School . . . I will not use his name for his sake of embarrassment (even though most of us know it is already too late for that).

          As I was waiting impatiently in the school cafeteria for my French Vanilla Yogurt, I happen to slowly glance over to my left side. We I looked over, what I thought I saw was the naked butt of someone, and unfortunately I was right. He came running out of the Men's restroom, shinier than a waxed bowling ball. I needed a pair of sunglasses just to look at him, not just because he was very radiant, but because of other unspoken reasons I won't get into. All of a sudden, I hear this death scream coming from the commons area, and all Hell breaks loose. The lady who was getting my French Vanilla Yogurt stopped just to see what was happening, as well as the rest of our Cafeteria Staff. Almost every person ran out into the commons just to see the commotion. I forget about the Ice Cream temporarily and join the crowd. Through the bookbags of Freshman, and the idiots standing on the chairs, I saw a completely naked kid running from all of the police officers! I couldn't believe what I saw . . . One of the officers had tried desperately to grab him but failed because his body had been covered in slick oil. The last resort came down to The Streaker being tazored not once, not twice, but THREE times on his back! H immediately dropped to the floor and began convulsing for a few minutes. I walked back into the cafeteria and got my French Vanilla Ice Cream, paid, and told the cash register lady "Have a Nice Day!". As I was walking back to the Senior hallway, Mrs. Tankovich clears the hallway so the Medics could come in through the front. All of the Seniors were forced to go to the Commons and wait. There were movable chalk boards placed around his body located in the Gallery area. When the Medics were ready to escort him out of the school, everyone in the Commons stood up and gave him a standing ovation. The Administrators had quickly asked everyone to move into the Gymnasium. From that point on until the end of the day, everyone finally had something to talk about on a good Monday . . . .



          And another:

          here's what happened on this eventful monday::
          [...]
          -THEN. during 5th period lunch, which i'm in, there was a bunch of people screaming so i thought it was another fight. so we all stood up only to see a naked boy running through the lunchroom with a rather small hairy penis and very oily skin. sooo he stops by my lunch table and starts air humping MR.SAMPSON. the assistant principal. hahahah then the cop's chasing him so he runs away and before he gets to the doors the cop tasers him 3 times. it had to be the funniest **** i've seen in a long ass timee.
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          • #6
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            rince you need a job.....and i guess he cant use the phrase " it was cold out"

            poor guy.
            that sounds like a good idea trooper.
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            • #7
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              Lol, those poor kids.



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              • #8
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                Lol! We've had some pretty crazy stuff for seinor pranks and such, but that's over the top :D.

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                • #9
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                  We had a group of kids that ran through campus each wearing nothing but chaps, a bandanna and a hat. Harmless fun.

                  This worries me:

                  Killian is charged with inducing panic, public indecency, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.
                  What hogwash.

                  This is another problem with society. We're unwilling to let kids be kids.
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                  • #10
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                    Yes, hogwash, but if the police let it fly then everybody will be doing it come tomorrow. It's just a lesson to the others thinking about it.

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                    • #11
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                      Just wait for the civil suits.
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                      • #12
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                        I don't see a problem with the way the police handled it, but the DA should NOT have picked up the charges. That's just crazy.

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by IceCold View Post
                          I don't see a problem with the way the police handled it, but the DA should NOT have picked up the charges. That's just crazy.
                          Agreed. This was an atypical situation. The person appeared to be out of his mind, there was a posiblity for it to get worse. I mean, who runs around naked in a cafetria in 2007 and "air humps" close to the person of an admin.

                          I think as a police officer, who is charged to protect the children of the school, erroring on the side of caution is the best policy.

                          I mean, who "air humps" someone close to their person, and being nude while doing so? That guy was out there. Facinating story.
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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by Acid View Post
                            Yes, hogwash, but if the police let it fly then everybody will be doing it come tomorrow. It's just a lesson to the others thinking about it.

                            more hogwash..... stealing i can agree to this statement, but streaking through school all oiled up... no i think this was a prank, and a good one at that, it shows balls (did i mean that pun...) and character.... sure its stupid, but come on dont riun the kids life over a prank...


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                            • #15
                              Re: Thank GOD for Taser's...

                              Originally posted by Acid View Post
                              Yes, hogwash, but if the police let it fly then everybody will be doing it come tomorrow. It's just a lesson to the others thinking about it.
                              You're suggesting that the main reason people don't run around naked and covered in oil is because they don't want to be jumped on by the police. The main reason is actually to save embarrassment and dignity. The thought of possible epidemic of naked greasy people running around high school is quite insane.

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