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    * Some original words have been replaced with less offensive ones *

    The Best Chain Letter Ever


    Hello, my name is Gil, and I suffer from the guilt of not
    forwarding 50 billion freaking chain letters sent to me by people
    who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old
    girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to
    raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck
    parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

    Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
    everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are
    you?

    "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
    I'll get lucky with a model I just happen to run into the next day!"

    What a bunch of bs!


    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
    and goose me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter
    that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by
    midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Screw them.

    If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
    mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
    friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
    somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards
    about 90 times. I don't freaking care.

    Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
    contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's
    our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain
    letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the
    rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.

    Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
    Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
    elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
    letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

    Now forward this to everyone you know.( The Irony )

    Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
    and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day.


    P.S. Send me 15 bucks
    I do what I can.

    cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.


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    Re: The Best Chain Letter Ever (Humour)

    Originally posted by HSantal
    Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
    Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
    elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
    letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
    LMAO

    Did you ever see that South Park with the quadraplegic-midget-in-a-bikini-tied-to-a-donkey reporting the news?
    Wintermute

    Play EVE online. It's like being an accounting addict in space.

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    • #3
      Re: The Best Chain Letter Ever (Humour)

      and yet santal has forwarded it... did you think your underware was going to change/?? lol


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