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  • Optimal Percentile (some language)

    What makes 100%?
    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

    questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

    then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



    and,

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


    and, look how far ass kissing will take you:

    A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:


    While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
    there, Bull**** and Ass Kissing will put you up and over the top!
    |TG-33rd|Dark_Viper




  • #2
    Re: Optimal Percentile (some language)

    Absolutely true. This is how I got through high school.

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    • #3
      Re: Optimal Percentile (some language)

      Heck, that's how I made Staff Sergeant in the Air Force in 4 years.
      "Common sense is not so common." -Voltaire

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      • #4
        Re: Optimal Percentile (some language)

        Absolute truth is contained in the OP.
        The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~
        I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~
        Feel free to quote me. ~

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        • #5
          Re: Optimal Percentile (some language)

          and my favorite slacking off gets your 114%....no wonder i rock at my job!
          that sounds like a good idea trooper.
          -Vulcan

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          • #6
            Re: Optimal Percentile (some language)

            What about supafly?

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            • #7
              Re: Optimal Percentile (some language)

              or ZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZzz.... (i.e sleeping :p)
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              • #8
                Re: Optimal Percentile (some language)

                Originally posted by Steel_Penguin View Post
                or ZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZzz.... (i.e sleeping :p)

                i dont think that counts there sport....
                that sounds like a good idea trooper.
                -Vulcan

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                • #9
                  Re: Optimal Percentile (some language)

                  I'll let DV say whether it counts or not thank you very much.
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