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    What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
    Artificial Intelligence.

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    why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
    to hold thier feet in the air

    what do you call a brunette and three blondes walking down the street?
    regular price 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks

    what is the first thing a blonde does in the morning
    goes home

    a brunette, a smart blonde, and santa are walking down the street and sees a 20 on thesidewalk... who gets it?
    the brunette... the other two dont exist
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -Albert Einstein
    The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. -Harlan Ellison

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    • #3
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      Why did the blonde stare at the box of orange juice?
      It said concentrate right on the box


      I love these jokes :)


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      • #4
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        Two blondes are walking down the sidewalk and they both walk into a building.
        You'd think the second one woulda noticed, huh?
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        • #5
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          Shouldn't that be 'help ME build up my collection..'?

          LOL couldn't resist that one :p
          Jex.

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          • #6
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            blondness at work :P


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            • #7
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              Esses in the uk is a typical place where the girls have a reputation for colouring their hair blonde, so the joke goes...

              What goes blonde, brown, blonde, brown, blonde, brown?

              An Essex girl doing a cart-wheel.
              Jex.

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              • #8
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                I'm still thinking about the "double d's" you mentioned earlier.
                Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter.
                Ernest Hemingway, "On the Blue Water," Esquire, April 1936

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by DrDoom
                  keep thinking sweetheart, they belong to Total :p
                  Awwww how sweet.

                  "Love is in the air,
                  Everywhere I look around..."

                  laa la laa :icon7:
                  Jex.

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                  • #10
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                    What does a blonde put behind her ears to attract men?
                    Her legs.

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by DrDoom
                      keep thinking sweetheart, they belong to Total :p
                      I never realised that Total had such a nice rack for a guy. You learn something new everyday...
                      Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter.
                      Ernest Hemingway, "On the Blue Water," Esquire, April 1936

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                      • #12
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                        July's issue of Maxim has a pretty good one.

                        A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."

                        Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."

                        Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

                        "Sweetheart, work with me on this, " he says. "Buy a ticket."

                        - It's who you game with.

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                        • #13
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                          HAHA, I laughed so hard I awakend people in the next cube.

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                          • #14
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                            LMAO...I am sooooo glad I hadn't just taken a drink of anything !!! :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

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